Re: Meet with Bishop?
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:09 am
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:32 am That sounds exactly like the same speech our stake president gave about getting to the temple.
The canned wording is a symptom of the culture.
I recently had a chat with my bishop about ordaining my son. He said, Red, what are you scared of in the temple?
I said, an old geezer groping my sack with his shaky oiled up hand! He said, that can't happen anymore because the initiates wear a jump suit.
I said, well, then I'm afraid Satan will jump out from behind the curtain with a drawn sword, a sack of potatoes, and a butcher knife and start harvesting the hearts and minds of God's children!
He said, what's the sack of potatoes for?
I said, haven't you ever been to a Mormon funeral before?
