Employment Question

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Employment Question

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Does anyone know if there are any available jobs for chair stackers/unstackers available on Kolob? Over my course of Church membership, I have developed a knack for that sort of thing.

Almost wished I would have asked in the doctrine forum, because I am also wondering about the rate of pay. Will it provide a living wage or is a living wage really necessary? Perhaps everything is gratis except the hefty salaries for those needing to purchase a flashy Nimbus 2000 to ride around and pick up wives for when you're ready to settle down and buy your own planetary system. Wouldn't want to commit to one of those 20,000,000,000 year mortgages unless you are very certain.
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You'll have no money problems in the Celestial Kingdom, the first shall be last and the last shall be first.

Plus, I'm pretty sure that penguins (due to their cuteness) got an automatic ride to the top from birth. Except for Feathers McGraw, f*** that wannabe chicken.
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moksha wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:55 am Does anyone know if there are any available jobs for chair stackers/unstackers available on Kolob? Over my course of Church membership, I have developed a knack for that sort of thing.
Ha!

Chair stack-un-stacking is the only church "job" that I was ever good at. :D
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Aha! This is a critical clue for revealing a picture of Moksha. It's taken from the a news story about his chair carrying acumen!

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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once.
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I conducted an extensive search of the archives of the Faithful Origins and Ontology League, and we found Elohim's phone number. A secretary called him, asking about job openings on Kolob. Elohim spurned her and hung up loudly, for reasons that were easily discerned in hindsight. I then called him myself, and it appears that every post on Kolob is filled, and there is 97% unemployment, due to the superfluity of worldly trades.

Since Kolobian bodies are perfect, they do not tire of standing, so there is no need for folding chairs, and thus no need for chair stackers and unstackers.
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LSOF wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:17 pm Since Kolobian bodies are perfect, they do not tire of standing, so there is no need for folding chairs, and thus no need for chair stackers and unstackers.
I recommend that you check down in the endless music party and dance festival going on in the Telestial Kingdom. Every since David Bowie and George Michael started their famous Duets tour last month, there has been a regular need for people employed in the chair deployment trades.
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Let me know how your application procedure goes - I'll do tables.
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