NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!

[MoPag]

Yesterday was a dumpster fire/sh!t show. Move over Oaks, Anderson is the new least favorite. He gave a horrifying talk in which --and I sh!t you not--he encouraged women to offer to raise the love children from their husband's affairs. Listen to RFMs recaps they are really good.

I invite all to partake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjDkT23DLW0

[MoPag]

I am drinking a mint chocolate chip iced coffee, so that's good news!

[nibbler]

Did it start yet? All I'm seeing is a commercial.

[MoPag]

Eyring conducting...

[MoPag]

Rusty is still at home...

[Mormorrisey]

Here's to another round of "why do I do this to myself?"

Thank the baby Jesus for Mopag and NOMference to keep myself sane. And it was a dumpster fire yesterday, without a doubt.

[MoPag]

Eyring is sitting in his chair as he conducts.

[nibbler]

Rusty is still at home...

They say he's watching conference but do you think he nods off as much as I do during these sessions?

Do his handlers allow him to sleep, or do they nudge him awake every time a speaker mentions him?

[MoPag]

Oh Pickles..... Susan's husband, Bednar

[nibbler]

Is Bednar going to mention it's the literal birthday of Jesus again?

LO THERE!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

As many of the Afossils approach end of life I see four distinct possibilities:

1. They are suffering the effects of old age and senility and they really aren't that aware of what is happening (Bensen).
2. They believe it all and they they are going to their eternal reward with anticipation and excitement. They really believe they are all that and a bag of chips.
3. They know they've made it all up and they are scared spitless.
4. They know it is all made up and they don't care because they don't think there is anything after this life.


Thoughts?

-lost

[MoPag]

It's the church's 195th birthday. Somehow Bednar is making this boring

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Bednar,
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints wasn't organized until many years later cause y'all changed the name multiple times.

-lost

[MoPag]

As many of the Afossils approach end of life I see four distinct possibilities:

1. They are suffering the effects of old age and senility and they really aren't that aware of what is happening (Bensen).
2. They believe it all and they they are going to their eternal reward with anticipation and excitement. They really believe they are all that and a bag of chips.
3. They know they've made it all up and they are scared spitless.
4. They know it is all made up and they don't care because they don't think there is anything after this life.


Thoughts?

-lost

I'm guessing it's a combination of 1 & 4

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

In 1832 Joseph said he only saw one personage.

-lost

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

-10 for giving the same talk I have heard every kid with a testimony give for 50 years.
-10 because it is Susan''s husband.
+10 for not ass kissing Rusty.

-lost

[Mormorrisey]

Pickle Dave is waaaay less entertaining than pickle Rick.

[nibbler]

I know many people worry about what a Bednar as prophet tenure would look like but I imagine that we'll see a genuine miracle. He'll find a way to make church even more booooooooooooring.

[MoPag]

My head hurts.....

[nibbler]

One kid really likes the Bednar talk.