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May ye and yer kin be touched by his noodley appendage this Solstice season and live to tell the tale!

Perhaps these stones could help reveal the FSM's holiday message to us and allow us to be the best Noodlists possible.

moksha wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:21 am Perhaps these stones could help reveal the FSM's holiday message to us and allow us to be the best Noodlists possible.

Wow, those are spectacular. I'm seeing visions already!

Ok... Maybe this one isn't really "Holday Greetings"-y

Greetings from Kolob!

I stopped in to Kish’s house the other night to say hi.

Turns out he’s now an ordained noodle.

You too can be ordained for $59.

https://order.spaghettimonster.org/Ordination/

Quintessential Christmas music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHafGKi_uI0

Hagoth wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 11:09 am

moksha wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:21 am Perhaps these stones could help reveal the FSM's holiday message to us and allow us to be the best Noodlists possible.

Wow, those are spectacular. I'm seeing visions already!

Shrooms again??

Red Ryder wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:43 pm I stopped in to Kish’s house the other night to say hi.

Turns out he’s now an ordained noodle.

A brother in the gospel. I too am an ordained man of the noodley cloth. I am also an ordained minister of The Church of the Later-Day Dude.

You can become a Dudist priest without the exchange of filthy lucre. I wish all to partake, and abide.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all. May God bless you in all you do. I am thankful I have all my Nomies this place is a blessing to be able to vent in a safe place with all of you. Thank you. By the power invested in me I hereby declare the TSCC to be totally false and made up by a 14 year old conman and we should not follow any of its false and made up commandments so help me God.

moksha wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:21 am Perhaps these stones could help reveal the FSM's holiday message to us and allow us to be the best Noodlists possible.

Those are really fantastic stones. Did they come from Madagascar?

moksha wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2023 4:35 am Quintessential Christmas music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHafGKi_uI0

Beautiful. Thanks for sharing.

Merry Christmas everyone. So glad to have this forum and glad to you all for contributing as it has been a pleasure learning from you all.

Gatorbait wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 2:59 pm
Those are really fantastic stones. Did they come from Madagascar?

I saw them advertised on Temu and realized they could bring holiness to the Lord for all TBMs and Noodlists.

Happy Solstice!

May your celebrations be... Lacking in sunlight? (If you reside north of the equator that is.)

God bless us, every one.

Happy Holidays everyone.