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NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:46 pm
by MoPag
About to take the last bite of this nothing burger of a conference.
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:48 pm
by AdmiralHoldo
My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.
I am SO CONFUSED.
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:49 pm
by 2bizE
AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:48 pm
My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.
I am SO CONFUSED.
Nice
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:52 pm
by dogbite
I've neither watched nor heard any of conference and there is nothing I miss about the conference experience at all.
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:52 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:48 pm
My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.
I am SO CONFUSED.
This is because while they will criticize you for saying so, they know deep down that it is all bullshit themselves.
-lost
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:56 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
I think it would be fun if he said something like,
"The choir is going to jazz us up up with this rendition of 'Rejoice the Lord is King.' They will be directed by that guru of music and jive Max "Willie" Willberg. Brother Mackland and Tomas will be pounding out the tunes on our righteously large organ! After that Sister James will petition heaven on our behalf. Hold on your hats folks...we're off!"
Something that simple would I bet wake up at least some of the audience.
-lost
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:58 pm
by MoPag
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:56 pm
I think it would be fun if he said something like,
"The choir is going to jazz us up up with this rendition of 'Rejoice the Lord is King.' They will be directed by that guru of music and jive Max "Willie" Willberg. Brother Mackland and Tomas will be pounding out the tunes on our righteously large organ! After that Sister James will petition heaven on our behalf. Hold on your hats folks...we're off!"
Something that simple would I bet wake up at least some of the audience.
-lost
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:58 pm
by MoPag
Oaks
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:59 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Religious freedom or LGBTQIA? which will he pick this time?
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:01 pm
by alas
AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:48 pm
My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.
I am SO CONFUSED.
Mine took off to go to the store. So far, he has actually watched maybe two talks in all of conference.
Oaks, so glad I am not watching.
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:04 pm
by MoPag
He's literally just reading every Jesus quote in the NT and BOM
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:05 pm
by MoPag
Jesus words sounds so strange in Oaks voice.
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:05 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
alas wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:01 pm
AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:48 pm
My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.
I am SO CONFUSED.
Mine took off to go to the store. So far, he has actually watched maybe two talks in all of conference.
Oaks, so glad I am not watching.
"So far, he is literally just quoting Jesus...." Without commentary, so it is good so far!
-Lost.
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:07 pm
by asb
My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:09 pm
by MoPag
asb wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:07 pm
My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.
I mean he usually just f-cks it up. So this is a massive improvement.
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:11 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:09 pm
asb wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:07 pm
My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.
I mean he usually just f-cks it up. So this is a massive improvement.
So far, and I can't believe I am going to say this, if he stays on this track he is going to get positive points from me!
-lost
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:13 pm
by MoPag
Ballard
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:14 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:15 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Ballard sounds like he is falling asleep.
-lost
Re: NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:15 pm
by Hagoth
MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:09 pm
asb wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:07 pm
My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.
I mean he usually just f-cks it up. So this is a massive improvement.
I'm actually sort of listening to this session. Oaks gave both the laziest and best talk he has ever given.