Why modern prophets don't appear to have the gift of prophesy
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2022 3:53 pm
Various LDS apologists tell us that Joseph Smith practiced magical treasure digging and spirit conjuring because God used the occult arts as a training ground to hone Joseph's prophetic skills as preparation for him to begin receiving revelation for the restoration.
Let's let that sink in for a minute. If we buy into this line of thinking, there are implications.
First, it means that occult magic is real. You really can make deals with ghosts to retrieve buried treasure. Joseph could not have honed any real supernatural skills doing something that was not legitimately a method of controlling supernatural powers. Joseph never quite accomplished the treasure finding part of it, and the ghosts seemed to always outsmart him, but he got really close a few times and picked up some cash along the way.
Second, it means that practicing magic is a necessary prerequisite to becoming a prophet. If God could just talk to Joseph directly, without requiring him to draw pentagrams, spill the blood of animals, and make secret deals to trade midnight ceremonies for money, surely he would have. But the BoM tells us that there are certain universal laws that God must comply with at the risk of ceasing to become God.
Conclusion: we no longer get "thus sayeth the Lord" revelation because modern prophets: A) are lazy learners who never bothered to pay their dues by honing proper occult ghost-wrangling skills, or B) They have made a stab at practicing the dark arts, but failed at it even worse than Joseph did, and never passed the test to level-up from Corporate Sole to Mage/Prophet. Maybe Bednar or somebody will succeed in finding some underground treasure, capture a few bloody-soaked ghosts in circles of goat's blood, and finally achieve a level of occult artistry to once again open the heavens. I will continue to wear my Jupiter talisman and pray before an inverted cross - whatever I can to help with the cause. Hail Moroni!
Let's let that sink in for a minute. If we buy into this line of thinking, there are implications.
First, it means that occult magic is real. You really can make deals with ghosts to retrieve buried treasure. Joseph could not have honed any real supernatural skills doing something that was not legitimately a method of controlling supernatural powers. Joseph never quite accomplished the treasure finding part of it, and the ghosts seemed to always outsmart him, but he got really close a few times and picked up some cash along the way.
Second, it means that practicing magic is a necessary prerequisite to becoming a prophet. If God could just talk to Joseph directly, without requiring him to draw pentagrams, spill the blood of animals, and make secret deals to trade midnight ceremonies for money, surely he would have. But the BoM tells us that there are certain universal laws that God must comply with at the risk of ceasing to become God.
Conclusion: we no longer get "thus sayeth the Lord" revelation because modern prophets: A) are lazy learners who never bothered to pay their dues by honing proper occult ghost-wrangling skills, or B) They have made a stab at practicing the dark arts, but failed at it even worse than Joseph did, and never passed the test to level-up from Corporate Sole to Mage/Prophet. Maybe Bednar or somebody will succeed in finding some underground treasure, capture a few bloody-soaked ghosts in circles of goat's blood, and finally achieve a level of occult artistry to once again open the heavens. I will continue to wear my Jupiter talisman and pray before an inverted cross - whatever I can to help with the cause. Hail Moroni!