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Preferred Pronouns
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:01 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Apparently Jesus has preferred pronouns "Thee, Thou, Thine"
Re: Preferred Pronouns
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2022 6:27 pm
by alas
That’s because Jesus hasn’t visited earth in 600-700 years and still speaks King James era English.
Re: Preferred Pronouns
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:12 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
alas wrote: ↑Sun Sep 18, 2022 6:27 pm
That’s because Jesus hasn’t visited earth in 600-700 years and still speaks King James era English.
The MAGA crowd is just glad he isn't still speaking Hebrew...after all this is 'Merica Baby! Speak English!
Re: Preferred Pronouns
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:02 pm
by moksha
Jesus would be escorted off the BYU campus, possibly to the Provo jail until a dispatcher could locate an Aramaic speaker at the MTC. Utah County might even choose to make a statement against darker-complexion immigrants by flying him to Martha's Vineyard.