Amateur Poetry Thread. Add yours
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 8:54 pm
Mormonism is embedded in our psyche.
We’ll always be those guys on a bike.
Always wear your garments on a hike.
Wanted to go on a mission since a tike.
Mormonism is embedded in your brain.
Right down to the foundations of your frame.
Can’t get out and ever be the same.
Cuz Mormonism is embedded in your brain.
No matter what you think.
You’ll become an alcoholic if you drink.
Your family will fuss and throw up a stink.
When you use your brain and think.
Joseph Smith might have been a prophet.
There’s no way to really know.
You have to take his word or leave.
then explain that new smiley glow.
Doubt your doubts and stop thinking.
Pick up new hobbies, friends, and drinking.
So that you can shut it all out.
For in the morning you won’t remember anything
Your talking about.
So turn off your brain and go to bed.
Yo gotta get up early to do baptisms for the dead
So clear your cache and dump your old ways
Cause you gotta pretend another day.
So turn off your brain and say good night.
This journey is long and always a fright
Cause Joseph smith delighted in saying
Goodnight Fanny! Let’s get back in bed and keep
“Praying….”
We’ll always be those guys on a bike.
Always wear your garments on a hike.
Wanted to go on a mission since a tike.
Mormonism is embedded in your brain.
Right down to the foundations of your frame.
Can’t get out and ever be the same.
Cuz Mormonism is embedded in your brain.
No matter what you think.
You’ll become an alcoholic if you drink.
Your family will fuss and throw up a stink.
When you use your brain and think.
Joseph Smith might have been a prophet.
There’s no way to really know.
You have to take his word or leave.
then explain that new smiley glow.
Doubt your doubts and stop thinking.
Pick up new hobbies, friends, and drinking.
So that you can shut it all out.
For in the morning you won’t remember anything
Your talking about.
So turn off your brain and go to bed.
Yo gotta get up early to do baptisms for the dead
So clear your cache and dump your old ways
Cause you gotta pretend another day.
So turn off your brain and say good night.
This journey is long and always a fright
Cause Joseph smith delighted in saying
Goodnight Fanny! Let’s get back in bed and keep
“Praying….”