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Everyone knows that extra temple building funds should be invested with Ensign Peak Advisors, right? Especially when most will be underutilized or simply be part of a vaporware list.

Maybe we should switch to the creation of acknowledged Fantasy Temples. For example:

Cruise Lady Caribbean Temple - Ports of call from Bermuda to San Juan. Enjoy a Cruise Lady Temple vacation today!
Bora Bora Temple - If it is good enough for Kevin Graham and Dr. Peterson, then why not make it into a friendly Temple Vacation for other Saints!
Ulaanbaatar Temple of Mongolia - Let the Church cover the global map for you.
Martin's Cove Trek Temple - Why not take in a session before the kids begin the summer trek experience?
Epcot Temple - Put on your seatbelt and enjoy the virtual session. Afterward, grab a gator on a stick before hitting the other exhibits.

Zarahemla Heartland Temple: built on the excavation site of the ancient Zarahemla temple in Iowa. The endowment is a song and dance extravaganza by former Hill Cumorah Pageant performers. You are greeted at the veil by a Zelph impersonator.

The Istanbul Temple and Bathhouse