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So my TBM sisters already thought I was on the fast lane of the highway to Spirit Prison…First I left TSCC, had my name removed, got into drinking the devil’s beverages and got multiple ear piercings—which is taboo for females let alone males . Now I’ve got my first tattoo with a giant pagan symbol of the triple moon goddess and a Celtic knot wrapping around my leg.

Don’t really need any advice cause I know how it will play out. My one tell it like it is sister will tell me I’m a sinner going to hell. My placating passive-aggressive sister will complain to my wife that she’s changed and corrupted me—-and when I call her on it she’ll say oh no she misunderstood me, I think it’s kind of cool.

Sounds like a sweet tat!
Mormon hell sounds a lot more fun than Mormon heaven, tbh.

Can you get tattoos in the Telestial Kingdom? Cause that smoothie is a blank canvas just begging for attention. Imagine the possibilities.

If you get to hell before me, could you please find out which channels the soccer games are on?