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Handbook of Irony
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:11 am
by RubinHighlander
https://www.thechurchnews.com/members/2 ... ice-200277
Latter-day Saints are discouraged from seeking miraculous or supernatural healing from an individual or group that claims to have special methods for accessing healing power outside of prayer and properly performed priesthood blessings. These practices are often referred to as ‘energy healing.’ Other names are also used. Such promises for healing are often given in exchange for money.
Drink our snake oil but ignore all others.
Re: Handbook of Irony
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:24 am
by nibbler
Uh oh, Hiram Page is saying he's getting revelations from a rock.
I feel another revelation coming on.
Re: Handbook of Irony
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:26 am
by RubinHighlander
nibbler wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:24 am
Uh oh, Hiram Page is saying he's getting revelations from a rock.
I feel another revelation coming on.
Or how about: "Crap, Ema wants another husband because I want all these other women, I feel another revelation
coming on."
Re: Handbook of Irony
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:55 am
by Spicy McHaggis
properly performed priesthood blessings
With salad dressing, but only if it's pure.
Re: Handbook of Irony
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:07 pm
by græy
There is also good old section 38.8.40
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/stu ... _number226
Seeking Information from Reliable Sources
In today’s world, information is easy to access and share. This can be a great blessing for those seeking to be educated and informed. However, many sources of information are unreliable...
Members of the Church should seek out and share only credible, reliable, and factual sources of information. They should avoid sources that are speculative or founded on rumor.
That directive alone would eliminate the vast majority of information on lds.org.
Re: Handbook of Irony
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:48 pm
by moksha
Spicy McHaggis wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:55 am
properly performed priesthood blessings
With salad dressing, but only if it's pure.
And made from only the finest seer stones.
Re: Handbook of Irony
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 3:17 am
by glass shelf
It's all so obvious once you get off the boat.
Re: Handbook of Irony
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:02 pm
by Red Ryder
Probably not handbook irony but here’s some more:
Jesus drank wine as sacrament. Mormons drink water.
Jesus didn’t wear garments. Mormons worship theirs!
Re: Handbook of Irony
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:20 pm
by 2bizE
Quick Brigham…lay your coffin cane across the lads body and heal his wounds….