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Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:07 pm
by deacon blues
Oh brother! https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/20 ... ys-donald/
I apologize if this is too political, but it's the "mormon-inanity" of it that makes me. . . :shock: :?:

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:37 pm
by Red Ryder
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Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 11:03 pm
by moksha
Has anybody in the Church responded to this insult on Captain Moroni?

Was Elder Lee suffering from heatstroke in the Arizona sun when he made this Sieg Heil?
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Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:39 am
by græy
You just have to understand his comments in the context of scripture.

Alma 48: 17-18
Yea, verily, verily I say unto you, if all men had been, and were, and ever would be, like unto Donald Trump, behold, the very powers of democracy would have been shaken forever; yeah, truth would never have power over the hearts of the children of men.

Behold, he was a man like unto Noah, the son of Zeniff, and even the priests of King Noah, yea, and also Cain and his sons, for they were all men of dishonesty, deceit, and selfishness.
At least, that's how Lee remembers it.

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:38 am
by wtfluff
græy wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:39 am You just have to understand his comments in the context of scripture.

Alma 48: 17-18
Yea, verily, verily I say unto you, if all men had been, and were, and ever would be, like unto Donald Trump, behold, the very powers of democracy would have been shaken forever; yeah, truth would never have power over the hearts of the children of men.

Behold, he was a man like unto Noah, the son of Zeniff, and even the priests of King Noah, yea, and also Cain and his sons, for they were all men of dishonesty, deceit, and selfishness.
At least, that's how Lee remembers it.
Ha! The original version of that "used to be" one of my favorite fictional passages.

Your new version, græy, is so brilliant... Well, I might have to print it out and tape it to my mirror. :D

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:16 pm
by Not Buying It
Idiot.

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:37 pm
by alas
Captain Moron—I.

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:43 pm
by moksha
Kevin Christiansen from MD&D put it well:
Having read the Book of Mormon, and Nibley's essay on Freeman and Kingman in the Book of Mormon, I missed the parts of the story where Captain Moroni paid off mistresses, separated children from refugee parents as deterrent, hired corrupt and ignorant people to undermine the government, flattered and schmoozed tyrants, stacked the courts, deregulated environmental and financial protections, sought to gut healthcare, refused to personally go down to battle himself (bone spur deferments), denigrated science, undermined relationships with close allies, cut both taxes and accountability for the rich, demonized immigrants and refugees, pressured Ukraine to provide smears of his legitimate political opponents, had his science office declare victory over a pandemic at the same time that infections set new record highs and leading all nations in deaths by a shocking margin, demonstrating in every divisive superspreader rally that he cares nothing for the blood of his people, and lied constantly and shamelessly.

I think the Church needs to speak up before Lee requests that Trump be placed alongside the Christus statue in the Visitor's Center.

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:30 pm
by DPRoberts
Red Ryder wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:37 pm Image
:lol: ROFLMAO

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 7:09 am
by Hagoth
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Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:15 am
by wtfluff
moksha wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:43 pm I think the Church needs to speak up before Lee requests that Trump be placed alongside the Christus statue in the Visitor's Center.
Or...
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Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:33 pm
by oliblish
wtfluff wrote:
moksha wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:43 pm I think the Church needs to speak up before Lee requests that Trump be placed alongside the Christus statue in the Visitor's Center.
Or...
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I think that was a different Moroni...

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:34 pm
by wtfluff
oliblish wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:33 pm
wtfluff wrote:
moksha wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:43 pm I think the Church needs to speak up before Lee requests that Trump be placed alongside the Christus statue in the Visitor's Center.
Or...

MORONi-Trump.jpg
I think that was a different Moroni...
Meh. True Believers won't care...

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:36 pm
by wtfluff
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Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:14 am
by græy
wtfluff wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:36 pm Image
:lol:

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2020 10:51 am
by Mormorrisey
I thought this tweet from Will Swenson was great:

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Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2020 3:36 pm
by moksha
Captain Moroni would have never referred to the fallen Stripling Warriors as "a bunch of losers" as Trump did to the American veterans buried in France.

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2020 4:19 pm
by Wonderment
græy wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:14 am
wtfluff wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:36 pm Image
:lol:
This is absolutely great from the Tribune. Their cartoonist is telling it like it is. - Wndr.

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2020 4:21 pm
by Wonderment
The golden statue photo is great also ! Watch out for a golden statue to appear in the Visitors' Center. :D :Wndr.

Re: Senator Mike Lee: Trump's another Captain Moroni!

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 11:11 am
by Not Buying It
Mormorrisey wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 10:51 am I thought this tweet from Will Swenson was great:


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Perfect!

All joking aside, the Church really should have spoken out about one of their religious figures being co-opted by an idiot politician. But hey, if the Church is OK with it, before long every politician in Utah will be comparing themselves or whoever they support to Book of Mormon heroes. And everyone else can think the place is even crazier than they already do.