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"Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 4:35 pm
by Hagoth
The subject line of an email that just hit my inbox. Oh boy, a celebration of 25 years of suicide and shattered families.

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:00 pm
by moksha
Hmmm, a political document crafted to help halt gay rights and which ultimately failed because the American populace ceased being filled with the same hatred as the Brethren.

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 8:56 am
by Red Ryder
Is there cake?

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:18 am
by Mormorrisey
Red Ryder wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 8:56 am Is there cake?
That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 11:17 am
by wtfluff
I'm happy to announce: Likely less than .001% of the world population gives a flying cluck, or a rolling donut about this "Celebration."

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 1:03 pm
by jfro18
Mormorrisey wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:18 am
That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.
In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:23 pm
by Red Ryder
jfro18 wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 1:03 pm
Mormorrisey wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:18 am
That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.
In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.
In 23 years the name of the church will be The Church of David H Bednar, incorporated” or CB for short.

All members will be taught through nightly neurolink CB bucket updates.

All hail Bednar...

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Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:36 am
by blazerb
Red Ryder wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:23 pm In 23 years the name of the church will be The Church of David H Bednar, incorporated” or CB for short.

All members will be taught through nightly neurolink CB bucket updates.

All hail Bednar...

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The Sea Bees will be livid.

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:38 am
by Not Buying It
You know, even at the time as a fully believing member, I didn't think there was any special about it. I felt like any 12 year old in the Church could have put together a document with the same ideas, there wasn't anything new or revelatory about it, it was just a regurgitation of everything I'd been hearing in Church my whole life. Even then my reaction was "who cares"?

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:22 am
by MoPag
Red Ryder wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:23 pm
jfro18 wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 1:03 pm
Mormorrisey wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:18 am
That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.
In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.
In 23 years the name of the church will be The Church of David H Bednar, incorporated” or CB for short.

All members will be taught through nightly neurolink CB bucket updates.

All hail Bednar...

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Funny 'cause it's true. :lol:

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:36 am
by 2bizE
jfro18 wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 1:03 pm
Mormorrisey wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:18 am
That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.
In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.
In 23 years Bednar will still be reining with blood and horror...

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 7:31 am
by DPRoberts
Red Ryder wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:23 pm
jfro18 wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 1:03 pm
Mormorrisey wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:18 am
That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.
In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.
In 23 years the name of the church will be The Church of David H Bednar, incorporated” or CB for short.

All members will be taught through nightly neurolink CB bucket updates.

All hail Bednar...

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The bodies need to be pickes.

Re: "Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 5:32 pm
by DPRoberts
DPRoberts wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 7:31 am
Red Ryder wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:23 pm
jfro18 wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2020 1:03 pm

In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.
In 23 years the name of the church will be The Church of David H Bednar, incorporated” or CB for short.

All members will be taught through nightly neurolink CB bucket updates.

All hail Bednar...

Image
The bodies need to be pickles.