Heartland & heartbreaks
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:41 pm
I checked in with an old friend to see how his family is weathering the weird times. He was excited to tell me about a video series he had discovered called Hidden in the Heartland and wanted me to check it out. He had never heard of the Hopewell and said that he had an easier time imagining the Book of Mormon in North America than in Mesoamerica. He also asked me if I have heard about the ten-foot skeletons.
I found the series on Amazon Prime video and decided to check it out.
https://www.amazon.com/Who-Are-Hopewell ... ag=mh0b-20
By the time I had watched just the opening credits and already seen the Kinderhook Plates and the Michigan Relics I realized I was looking at a piece of Rod Meldrum & Wayne May flim-flam.
I wrote back to my friend with no intention of going all anti-Mormon on him. I explained how skeletons can disarticulate and spread out over time due to bioturbation and geoturbation, so an uniformed farmer or hobbyist who digs one up and measures it might come up with 8 feet, but that I had never even heard claims of ten-footers.
He acknowledged that if there are ten-foot skeletons around one of them should have shown up in a museum somewhere.
I told him about the Moundbuilder Myth and warned him to check the sources and be suspicious of anything that hasn't been verified since the turn of the 20th century. I told him that ancient North Americans didn't smelt steel, but they did cold-hammered pure copper.
No response.
My friend has a generally good sense of humor so I tried again, "the great thing about having multiple geography theories is that if you can't afford a tour of Book of Mormon sites in Mesoamerica there is always a cheaper option to visit the same sites closer to home."
No response.
So now I'm wondering if I lost an old friend by not getting all excited about some very bad "archaeology." I mean, he knows that I have been studying this stuff in my latest college career. Are Mormons that fragile? What am I supposed to say? "Ten foot skeletons! Awesome!" "The Hopewell piled up dirt? They must be Nephites!" "Hebrew writing in Ohio? Sounds legit!" I know that he and his wife are really into stories of people finding Noah's ark and stuff like that.
I guess I'll give him a couple of days and try again in the most non-Korihor-like way I can devise.
I found the series on Amazon Prime video and decided to check it out.
https://www.amazon.com/Who-Are-Hopewell ... ag=mh0b-20
By the time I had watched just the opening credits and already seen the Kinderhook Plates and the Michigan Relics I realized I was looking at a piece of Rod Meldrum & Wayne May flim-flam.
I wrote back to my friend with no intention of going all anti-Mormon on him. I explained how skeletons can disarticulate and spread out over time due to bioturbation and geoturbation, so an uniformed farmer or hobbyist who digs one up and measures it might come up with 8 feet, but that I had never even heard claims of ten-footers.
He acknowledged that if there are ten-foot skeletons around one of them should have shown up in a museum somewhere.
I told him about the Moundbuilder Myth and warned him to check the sources and be suspicious of anything that hasn't been verified since the turn of the 20th century. I told him that ancient North Americans didn't smelt steel, but they did cold-hammered pure copper.
No response.
My friend has a generally good sense of humor so I tried again, "the great thing about having multiple geography theories is that if you can't afford a tour of Book of Mormon sites in Mesoamerica there is always a cheaper option to visit the same sites closer to home."
No response.
So now I'm wondering if I lost an old friend by not getting all excited about some very bad "archaeology." I mean, he knows that I have been studying this stuff in my latest college career. Are Mormons that fragile? What am I supposed to say? "Ten foot skeletons! Awesome!" "The Hopewell piled up dirt? They must be Nephites!" "Hebrew writing in Ohio? Sounds legit!" I know that he and his wife are really into stories of people finding Noah's ark and stuff like that.
I guess I'll give him a couple of days and try again in the most non-Korihor-like way I can devise.