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B&D Heaven
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 4:46 am
by moksha
"Give us this day our daily bindings and forgive us our bindings as we forgive those bound by us. Lead us not into temptation and deliver us from fraudulent beliefs. Ramen."
What?
Oh, I was just thinking about our priesthood abilities to have things we bind on earth, bound in heaven. Nothing
kinky like you were thinking just now. This is a family board after all!!!
Re: B&D Heaven
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:30 am
by Red Ryder
I thought you were referring to Heaven as in Brigham & the Decker sisters!
Clarissa Caroline Decker (1828–1889) (aged 15)
Lucy Ann Decker (1822–1890) (aged 20)
Now before you perverts jump all over Brother Brigham, he was merely helping the widowed Mormon women. Nothing sexual, nothing more, just his priesthood duty to be a caretaker.
Lucy was abandoned by non-Mormon husband William Seeley and this the official First plural wife of Brigham Young; they had 7 children together.
Clarissa, of course being only 15, probably didn’t have a family to support her so Brother Brigham stepped up again by marrying the poor young women. They had 5 children together.
So B&D Heaven, is brother Brigham!
Re: B&D Heaven
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 1:59 pm
by Hagoth
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:30 am
I thought you were referring to Heaven as in Brigham & the Decker sisters!
And I thought you were talking about this:
https://www.google.com/maps/@40.7644774 ... 84!8i8192
Re: B&D Heaven
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:58 pm
by moksha
I'm a fan of the Midvale B&D Burger. The coffee-flavored shake tastes like it has been bound in heaven, plus they have the iconic Utah pastrami burger.
Re: B&D Heaven
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 10:19 pm
by Corsair
moksha wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:58 pm
I'm a fan of the Midvale B&D Burger. The coffee-flavored shake tastes like it has been bound in heaven, plus they have the iconic Utah pastrami burger.
Coffee-flavored shake? New bucket list item now added...
Re: B&D Heaven
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:40 am
by deacon blues
Re: B&D Heaven
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:12 pm
by Reuben
I totally lost it when he went
PFFFWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOH! Yeah, blow it away, man.
Was he laughing at his own hubris at 0:28?
Also, the true order of prayer!
Funny how you can totally tell from the outside that it's a bad idea to keep giving to this guy.
I wonder if he buys into his own BS.