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RMN’s Bucket List
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:25 pm
by 2bizE
Please help me complete RMN bucket list:
1) Become head prophet
2) Announce lots of revelations
3) Get people to stop saying mormon
4) Have at least one revelation revoke a previous revelation
5) Have at least 3 wives
6) Announce a proclamation to the world and remind people it has only been done a few times
7) Travel the world on someone else’s dime
8) Hoard 500 Billion dollars [still working on this one]
Re: RMN’s Bucket List
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:39 pm
by wtfluff
- Wave white hankies around with a few other old folks in a mostly empty auditorium to rebuke a deadly pandemic.
Re: RMN’s Bucket List
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:43 pm
by jfro18
Wait.. he has 3 wives?
Re: RMN’s Bucket List
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:02 pm
by Red Ryder
jfro18 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:43 pm
Wait.. he has 3 wives?
Wendy & Sherri Dew are a package deal.
Add to the list:
Announce new temple in China.
Beat Uchtdorf at racket ball
See Jesus (still working on)
Re: RMN’s Bucket List
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:30 pm
by Apologeticsislying
wtfluff wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:39 pm
- Wave white hankies around with a few other old folks in a mostly empty auditorium to rebuke a deadly pandemic.
And call for a second world fast and prayer because God didn't see or hear the first one. Hey even his vision is difficult from the Andromeda Galaxy, we probably ought to give poor ole Elohim a little leeway on this one. I mean, what's a few hundred thousand deaths? God has made sure he kills everyone with his "Plan" of Salvation... even his own kid.
Re: RMN’s Bucket List
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:34 pm
by wtfluff
Apologeticsislying wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:30 pm
wtfluff wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:39 pm
- Wave white hankies around with a few other old folks in a mostly empty auditorium to rebuke a deadly pandemic.
And call for a second world fast and prayer because God didn't see or hear the first one. Hey even his vision is difficult from the Andromeda Galaxy, we probably ought to give poor ole Elohim a little leeway on this one. I mean, what's a few hundred thousand deaths? God has made sure he kills everyone with his "Plan" of Salvation... even his own kid.
Yes, I wanted to include the fasting in my bullet point, but figured I'd just point out one failed attempt at rebuking the pandemic.
The re-fast is a bit sad though. The first hunger-strike didn't work, so "try try again?"
Re: RMN’s Bucket List
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:44 pm
by Hagoth
- Perform a hip-hop version of the Book of Mormon
(probably not on his list but it s
hould be)
Re: RMN’s Bucket List
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:33 am
by hmb
wtfluff wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:34 pm
Apologeticsislying wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:30 pm
wtfluff wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:39 pm
- Wave white hankies around with a few other old folks in a mostly empty auditorium to rebuke a deadly pandemic.
And call for a second world fast and prayer because God didn't see or hear the first one. Hey even his vision is difficult from the Andromeda Galaxy, we probably ought to give poor ole Elohim a little leeway on this one. I mean, what's a few hundred thousand deaths? God has made sure he kills everyone with his "Plan" of Salvation... even his own kid.
Yes, I wanted to include the fasting in my bullet point, but figured I'd just point out one failed attempt at rebuking the pandemic.
The re-fast is a bit sad though. The first hunger-strike didn't work, so "try try again?"
It worked. Fast = fast offerings. Do it again = more fast offerings. Fasting doesn't work without giving that $ from uneaten food to the church. Probably will have a few more fasts. So yeah, it did work.
Re: RMN’s Bucket List
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:03 am
by Palerider
hmb wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:33 am
It worked. Fast = fast offerings. Do it again = more fast offerings. Fasting doesn't work without giving that $ from uneaten food to the church. Probably will have a few more fasts. So yeah, it did work.
Well, they've had a big downturn in the market lately. And that has to be made up for. Guess who's going to have to do it.......
Re: RMN’s Bucket List
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:37 am
by Yobispo
Don't forget that this will be the THIRD fast for the Coronovirus. They did one just for Italy on 3/11-3/12.
https://notizie.chiesadigesucristo.org/ ... breakfast)
Re: RMN’s Bucket List
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:45 am
by moksha
Hagoth wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:44 pm
- Perform a hip-hop version of the Book of Mormon
Help fund the Alex Boyé's Joseph Smith stage extravaganza,
The Truest Show on Earth, Honest.
