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Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:55 pm
by MoPag
Well Rusty's party has started off kind of lame.
Everybody is just sticking to their JS butt kissing talks, which is a change from the usually Rusty butt kissing talks. And they are happily ignoring the worldwide pandemic.
But whatever...
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:57 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:59 pm
by MoPag
I haven't done the score from this morning yet. Most of the talks were kind of blah.
Eyring taught some new toxic stuff about how we need the restoration so we can be forgiven for our sins.

Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:04 pm
by MoPag
Eyring is conducting
I wonder if they are going to make us sustain them
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:05 pm
by Hagoth
I'm brewing a big mug of coffee to get me through this!
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:06 pm
by AdmiralHoldo
I could tell Eyring was conducting before he even started to speak. He had to start off with a couple of good loud mouth smacks. [/misophonia]
And I'm LOLing that they are claiming that the music is being performed by the Tabernacle Choir At Temple Square [TABCATS]. Nice try, but when most of these recordings were made, they were the MORMON

Tabernacle Choir.
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:07 pm
by Mormorrisey
AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:06 pm
I could tell Eyring was conducting before he even started to speak. He had to start off with a couple of good loud mouth smacks. [/misophonia]
And I'm LOLing that they are claiming that the music is being performed by the Tabernacle Choir At Temple Square [TABCATS]. Nice try, but when most of these recordings were made, they were the MORMON

Tabernacle Choir.
Horrors! The name that shall not be named!
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:08 pm
by græy
Once more unto the breach...
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:10 pm
by MoPag

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Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:12 pm
by Hagoth
Hoping to hear a door open and "No!"
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:13 pm
by MoPag

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Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:13 pm
by MoPag
Hagoth wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:12 pm
Hoping to hear a door open and "No!"
That would have been so awesome!!!!
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:14 pm
by Unendowed
People are really supposed to raise their hands in their homes? Seriously...this is ridiculous!
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:15 pm
by MoPag
Sounds Like we are getting another Holland in the GA ranks...
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:16 pm
by MoPag
Unendowed wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:14 pm
People are really supposed to raise their hands in their homes? Seriously...this is ridiculous!
I raised a finger

Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:16 pm
by Corsair
Right, having Matt Holland join his father as a general authority was no surprise.
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:18 pm
by nibbler
We don't have time to read the membership statistics, it would detract from the flow of the conference.
Now, allow me to read a selection from the SLC phone book.
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:19 pm
by MoPag
I found some of the mems I made for last year's conference when we thought they were going to go on and on about the Rome temple.

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Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:19 pm
by MoPag
Corsair wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:16 pm
Right, having Matt Holland join his father as a general authority was no surprise.
And I thought I heard a Packer in there too. *shivers*
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:20 pm
by MoPag
nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:18 pm
We don't have time to read the membership statistics, it would detract from the flow of the conference.
Now, allow me to read a selection from the SLC phone book.
