NOM

In the Book of Genesis, it says, "God asked Cain, 'Where is your brother Abel?' Cain replied, 'I don't know. Am I my brother's keeper?"

For whatever reason, some of the dialogue is missing. Not to worry, here is the missing reply, "You idiot, of course, you are your brother's keeper. Do you need a written manual or something? Jeez!"

Even when I was a kid I thought Cain's response should have been, "As if you didn't know!"