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Moroni dropped his trumpet!

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:32 am
by Red Ryder
OMG!

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So I guess it's not the second coming ... Moroni cant herald it in without his trumpet, right?

Re: Moroni dropped his trumpet!

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:11 am
by wtfluff
Tooter Be Gone!

Re: Moroni dropped his trumpet!

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:14 am
by FiveFingerMnemonic

Re: Moroni dropped his trumpet!

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:27 am
by alas
A few years ago, 08 or something, God tried to send a message to Mormons by striking the Oquirrh Mountain temple Angel Moroni with lightening, then again in 2016, he strikes the Salt Lake temple AM with lightening, now he sends an earth quake to shake the trumpet out of AM hands again on the SLC temple. What does it take to get through to Mormons that God is not pleased?

Re: Moroni dropped his trumpet!

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:29 am
by FiveFingerMnemonic
The spin will be that it was an inspired decision to shut down temple square for construction so no patrons were in harms way.

Re: Moroni dropped his trumpet!

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:04 am
by wtfluff
They better get that fixed before July.

Isn't MORONi supposed to toot his horn when Jesus returns?

Re: Moroni dropped his trumpet!

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:16 am
by Hagoth
wtfluff wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:04 am They better get that fixed before July.

Isn't MORONi supposed to toot his horn when Jesus returns?
Do you think Gabriel is pissed that Moroni is hogging the glory?

Re: Moroni dropped his trumpet!

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:03 am
by Just This Guy
So much for all that earthquake retrofitting they did to that building.

Re: Moroni dropped his trumpet!

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:19 am
by wtfluff
Just This Guy wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:03 amSo much for all that earthquake retrofitting they did to that building.
They're just starting the retrofitting.

If they were truly inspired, it should have been done years ago. :twisted:

Re: Moroni dropped his trumpet!

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:45 am
by Just This Guy
Even Moroni is shocked at how wicked the church has become...

Re: Moroni dropped his trumpet!

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:16 pm
by Palerider
He actually just looks like he's shaking his fist at God now. Saying, "Why don't you give us any revelations?!?!" :shock: