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This one was surreal enough to make me .

I am going to conclude that I have superior powers of of prophecy than the COB. This year I felt inspired to install bidets on our toilets.

Hagoth wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:42 am This year I felt inspired to install bidets on our toilets.

Did you get the deluxe Japanese kind with lights, sirens, seat belts, and massage?

moksha wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:33 am

Hagoth wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:42 am This year I felt inspired to install bidets on our toilets.

Did you get the deluxe Japanese kind with lights, sirens, seat belts, and massage?

Of course not. I'm not a hedonistic heathen. They do use holy water, though.

Here's one I thought of yesterday while snowshoeing in the Wasatch.

Hagoth wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:21 am

moksha wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:33 am

Hagoth wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:42 am This year I felt inspired to install bidets on our toilets.

Did you get the deluxe Japanese kind with lights, sirens, seat belts, and massage?

Of course not. I'm not a hedonistic heathen. They do use holy water, though.

This reminds me of one of my favorite Futurama clips:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oE0sddhCIdE