It’s a slippery slope.
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:04 pm
14 year old Joseph claims to see God.
Told to not going any church.
Translates gold plates into BOM.
Builds a new church based on book.
Takes multiple wives in plural marriage.
Destroys printing press exposing plural marriage.
Gets killed.
Church moves west and survives.
Plural marriage continues until it doesn’t.
Great great grandparents join.
Generations of Mormonism continue.
Baby RR is born, grows up in church.
Goes on mission, married in the temple.
Has babies, turns 30 and wakes up.
Realizes the whole enchilada is made up.
Questions life, liberty, and the pursuit of?
Loves family more than hates the church.
Years pass, living in a twilight zone.
Things appear to normalize.
Tithing settlement comes around.
Undercurrent of sadness exposed.
Relationships suffer. You changed!
Church lied! You betrayed me?
No, church betrayed us! No...
Real betrayal isn’t changing beliefs!
Yes it is. No it’s not. Yes it is. Uh no it’s not.
We’re not on the same page anymore.
Rinse repeat every year in Nov to Dec.
Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas! God lives!
uhhh. Maybe? No, he doesn’t?
What?? You’re a lost soul.
I’m just going to go do crack and shoot up an 8 ball into my eyelid, bang some hookers, and rant about politics.
I don’t know you anymore.
Thanks for the ministering visit!
Slams door.
Apostasy hurts everyone.
Don’t quit believing kids.
Your eternal salvation depends on it.
Your sanity does too.
The end.
Told to not going any church.
Translates gold plates into BOM.
Builds a new church based on book.
Takes multiple wives in plural marriage.
Destroys printing press exposing plural marriage.
Gets killed.
Church moves west and survives.
Plural marriage continues until it doesn’t.
Great great grandparents join.
Generations of Mormonism continue.
Baby RR is born, grows up in church.
Goes on mission, married in the temple.
Has babies, turns 30 and wakes up.
Realizes the whole enchilada is made up.
Questions life, liberty, and the pursuit of?
Loves family more than hates the church.
Years pass, living in a twilight zone.
Things appear to normalize.
Tithing settlement comes around.
Undercurrent of sadness exposed.
Relationships suffer. You changed!
Church lied! You betrayed me?
No, church betrayed us! No...
Real betrayal isn’t changing beliefs!
Yes it is. No it’s not. Yes it is. Uh no it’s not.
We’re not on the same page anymore.
Rinse repeat every year in Nov to Dec.
Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas! God lives!
uhhh. Maybe? No, he doesn’t?
What?? You’re a lost soul.
I’m just going to go do crack and shoot up an 8 ball into my eyelid, bang some hookers, and rant about politics.
I don’t know you anymore.
Thanks for the ministering visit!
Slams door.
Apostasy hurts everyone.
Don’t quit believing kids.
Your eternal salvation depends on it.
Your sanity does too.
The end.