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NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:17 pm
by græy
It seems MoPag is still busy. Post here!


Also, Eyring is up first.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:20 pm
by græy
Tell us how you felt the first time you saw the prayer circle Eyring...

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:21 pm
by blazerb
Eyring is now telling me what I have experienced. Ugh.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:22 pm
by Mankhoj
græy wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:20 pm Tell us how you felt the first time you saw the prayer circle Eyring...
Or penalties.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:23 pm
by græy
Mankhoj wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:22 pm
græy wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:20 pm Tell us how you felt the first time you saw the prayer circle Eyring...
Or penalties.
Even better.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:25 pm
by Palerider
-10
Gotta qualify for happiness through covenants (which only we control). Total power grab.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:25 pm
by græy
No tears. Is this some kind of record. Oh wait, there's the voice tremble. They're coming!

edit: false alarm

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:28 pm
by græy
Either I'm getting tired of assigning points, or Eyring isn't really saying anything interesting. So... +5 for avoiding controversy, -5 for inducing sleep.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:28 pm
by SincereInquirer
-50 to Eyring, first for setting up the old tired works to get into heaven BS that induces mental anguish that you are never enough.

Second for doing what they always do and set up that the temple is a place where Jesus is or would come.

He should have just told the rest of the story..."you can imagine my surprise when the old temple worker told me to strip off all my clothes, put on a white poncho, and then parade over in this state to a curtained area where they all touched me all over with oil and water."

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:30 pm
by græy
Palerider wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:25 pm -10
Gotta qualify for happiness through covenants (which only we control). Total power grab.
SincereInquirer wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:28 pm -50 to During, first for setting up the old tired works to get into heaven BS that induces mental anguish that you are never enough.

Second for doing what they always do and set up that the temple is a place where Jesus is or would come.

He should have just told the rest of the story..."you can imagine my surprise when the old temple worker told me to strip off all my clothes, put on a white poncho, and then parade over in this state to a curtained area where they all touched me all over with oil and water."
Apparently, I'm just zoning out and missing the brainwash suds.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:31 pm
by Palerider
-5

covenant path....

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:32 pm
by græy
Eyring

-5 for covenant paths

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:33 pm
by SincereInquirer
Actually Henry, pretty sure that you are misquoting Oaks. He really would have said you become more holy by hating the gays..

-10 for more quoting of themselves.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:33 pm
by blazerb
Holiness comes "after all we can do." I dislike that term. No one does all they can do. It has taken me a long time to realize that it's ok not to do everything I can do. I did what I thought was right. It all right.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:33 pm
by græy
Boom

BOOM!

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:33 pm
by Palerider
Trembling voice....no tears....

But then, no matter how much he "cries" there are never tears.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:34 pm
by SincereInquirer
Yes! Conference is now a gong show!! +10 to mr. Hans for picture of a gong!

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:35 pm
by græy
"Even though you're not all leaders like I am, you're still contributing (tithing) to the cause!"

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:36 pm
by blazerb
græy wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:35 pm "Even though you're not all leaders like I am, you're still contributing (tithing) to the cause!"
And we need your chapel cleaning skills.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 1:37 pm
by græy
Boom

"No need to constantly tell spouse or children how they can improve. They already know. Just make a loving environment."

+10