NOM

Friday October 4 6:00pm to 11:59 MormoCon Cosplay-- Dance the Night Away!

• This is your chance to dress up as your favorite Man or Matron!
  Dance contest--Put the Spirit in your Shimmy!
  Awards for MOST MODEST!!! Both dancing and dress!
  Church standards enforced by slapping offenders gently about the face with a wet noodle.

Saturday October 5 10am to Noon panel-less discussion Yup, it's going to fetching FAB

• Geriatric Men (and an obligatory Female) discuss the pressing issues of the day.
  Can you overcome SSA?
  How to share the Gospel with that Coffee Sipping/Sunday Slipping inactive across the street
  AND Sinners never will be Winners!

Saturday October 5 2pm to 4pm Better than FOOTBALL?

• Young Women: Straighten those Shoulder BUT Keep Them COVERED (Modest is Hottest)
  Young Men: Don't hate Straight! Get a Date!
  Especially for Women: Tips for keeping him interested in your buns--everything to know about Cinnamon Rolls!
  

Saturday October 5 6pm to 8pm Men and Boys only...but the ladies can lurk and look!

• "If she slaps you, you probably deserved it."
  "If she slaps you she's interesante..."
  "If YOU slap it you're going to go to HELL."
  

Sunday October 6 10am to Noon Panel-less discussion

• "Scolding them softly--the art of gentle discipline as demonstrated in the Old Testament."
  "Yes, there is a Heavenly Mother, now shut your mouth."
  "Why the Lord is always 15 years too late...15...15...FIFTEEN. Got it? One mind changes every year!
  "Cold coffee is/isn't OK?"

Sunday October 6 2pm to 4pm Keynote Speeches:

• Oaks explains how SSA is going to get the the Oak!
  Eyring and how to deal with watery red eyes
  Bednar explains who's next...and why.

Hard pass for me. I’ll be cultivating my garden all weekend.

Now I really want a cinnamon roll and an iced espresso!

One correction for this conference. No Priesthood antenna session. It's the ladies turn this time.

That was hilarious, Brent!

I hope someone who has to attend (for whatever reason), or who is willing to watch in behalf of others, will start/participate in a thread about gen conf as in previous times. I don't think I'll have the ability to watch, but would be interested in anything out of the ordinary, should such a thing happen. (You know those Vitamin revelations that are going to be taking our breath away. Maybe they'll continue this October.)

Excellent parody!

So glad I don't have to sit through any of this anymore. Just awful.

(Stolen from Reddit)

Another name for MormoCon: The Conditional Love Conference.

MoPag wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:01 am

Now I really want a cinnamon roll and an iced espresso!

I'll have what he/she is having...

I needed a good laugh. This is awesome.

Stig wrote: ↑Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:19 pmSo glad I don't have to sit through any of this anymore. Just awful.

Me, too.

I don't have the ability to watch it as of last conference. Done. Can't do it.

But still curious about anything interesting that might be dropped/announced.

Random wrote: ↑Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:31 pm I don't have the ability to watch it as of last conference. Done. Can't do it.

But still curious about anything interesting that might be dropped/announced.

The institutional LDS church has an astonishingly large and organized opposition. If I were to spend this coming weekend watching nothing from the internet I could tune in on Monday morning and quickly get up to speed on the dumbest things that got stated by prophets, seers, and revelators.

I rather think that the big stories are already out there with Nelson's 5 Points of Truth and how women have been promoted from "towel dispenser" to "passive witness". Besides a few new temple locations, it will be Sunday School rehash and we will all be pressured to proclaim how brilliant it is.

Just This Guy wrote: ↑Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:23 am

MoPag wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:01 am

Now I really want a cinnamon roll and an iced espresso!

I'll have what he/she is having...

I'm making this the official breakfast of NOMfrence!

Corsair wrote: ↑Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:46 amThe institutional LDS church has an astonishingly large and organized opposition. If I were to spend this coming weekend watching nothing from the internet I could tune in on Monday morning and quickly get up to speed on the dumbest things that got stated by prophets, seers, and revelators.

I rather think that the big stories are already out there with Nelson's 5 Points of Truth and how women have been promoted from "towel dispenser" to "passive witness". Besides a few new temple locations, it will be Sunday School rehash and we will all be pressured to proclaim how brilliant it is.

You're absolutely right on the first count. I didn't think of that, but you'd have to be in a coma to not know something.

And, you're probably right on the second count, too.