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Greetings fellow NOMies. Years ago when dirt was new, and Joseph was still in the barn with Fanny, I used to hang out here from time to time. One day I was invited to seek comfort and friends elsewhere. Like an obedient child of God I left with no plans to return.

I am in Salt Lake City for a couple of weeks and dropped in on my old home ward, St. Judas the Traitor ward in Draper. Some of my old friends said that I should at the very least check in here and tell you that I am still alive.

Nowadays I hang out on r/exmormon at Reddit as, Zadok _the_Priest. Sister Zadok and I are retired, live full time in a motorhome and travel the country spreading the gospel of fraud and deceit. As I said, we are in Utah for a few weeks or until the Danites start coming for us.

So glad to see your feathery face here again Zad. Welcome home!

ZING!!!

It's great to hear an update from you, Zadok! I wish you well in your ministry and retirement. I continue to enjoy seeing your posts on /r/exmormon.

The second coming!

Great to hear from you. You are always welcome here, Zadok!

It's so great to hear from you (and see your avatar that I love ).

Nice to have an update....don't be a stranger. We'd love to have you post here more!!

I've thought about you often during the past however many years this new site has been up. Glad to read your report.

Sorry I missed you at St. Judas. If you’re still around on the 26th, I’ll be there. I’m in Vegas this coming weekend, so I won’t be there on the 19th. Anyway, good to see you on here!

Best wishes to you Zadok on your travels. When you get to that giant ball of string in the Midwest, see if it gives you a burning in the bosom effect. That way you will know if it is the true ball of string.

Darn! I was off line for a few weeks and missed the Emu! Sure glad you checked in Zadok.