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Thought this was pretty good:

That is awesome!!! I want some seer stone jewelry! Hot new celestial trend!!

It's a parody that is uncomfortably close to being truthful.

My radiance was 10/10 on the countenance scale.
I thought my wife had read this and it got me all excited. She said, will you give it to me? Of course I will, I responded as I hurried off to brush my teeth... “I need the remaining cash back from the $50 I gave you today so me and [her friend] can go to lunch tomorrow.”
Oh, I guess I won’t brush after all...

The 'Second Date' one on the bottom left is gold.

2bizE wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:53 pm My radiance was 10/10 on the countenance scale.
I thought my wife had read this and it got me all excited. She said, will you give it to me? Of course I will, I responded as I hurried off to brush my teeth... “I need the remaining cash back from the $50 I gave you today so me and [her friend] can go to lunch tomorrow.”
Oh, I guess I won’t brush after all...

All too real and familiar, my friend.

We might need to come up with an issue of GQ magazine: Gentleman's Quorumly to balance out this loud laughter and make fun of the lords anointed.

Hmmmm....

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Red Ryder wrote: ↑Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:52 am We might need to come up with an issue of GQ magazine: Gentleman's Quorumly to balance out this loud laughter and make fun of the lords anointed.

Hmmmm....

Perfect! Looking forward to it RR!