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UTE VILLAGE - Chief Trumpaloopa gathered village people to hear the latest state of emergency. "Seems a caravan of bad hombres is making its way to our peaceful village," Chief Trumpaloompa announced yesterday.

It is thought that the bad hombres originated somewhere east of the Big Muddy. Not much is known about this marauding caravan, but it is suspected that they carry disease and prophesy with forked tongue. It is said that their chief is called Brig Ham.

While these invaders are moving slowly, it is still important that we place our hogans on high alert.