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Laughing SOOO hard!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:51 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
I don't know who is behind this, but oh my is it funny!
https://ziontologist.org/beliefs/book-of-mormon.html
-lost
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:56 am
by crossmyheart
Wow. I am surprised they don't have their own cease and desist letter from Kirton and McConkie.
Who has the time to build something like that- with all of the links back to mormon.org?
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:36 am
by RubinHighlander
I'm a bit confused and disappointed. I love the idea behind Ziontology (not as a new religion, but as a parody), but they link regular mormon.org videos into the content. I kinda get the idea behind shedding the crazy light on the actual faith, but at least replace the video links with Brother Jake videos.
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:47 am
by Red Ryder
It’s a copy spoof of the church’s new website gospelbeliefs.org thus the links to Mormon.org
https://gospelbeliefs.org
Fair use parody hopefully keeps the attorneys away!
Want to see something even funnier?
Type in gospelbeleifs.org (misspelled) in your browser and see where it takes you!
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:51 am
by moksha
The principles that were recorded in the Book of Zionetics—faith in Jesus H. Christ, repentance, dunking, joy, salvation—changed the lives of an ancient people. See how these principles continue to change lives today.
Meet with a pair of our sales people today!
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:58 am
by MoPag
Oh check out the links too!
They are calling HF Heavenly Daddy!! "Daddy" is a pet name all my gay friends call their crushes!
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:07 am
by GoodBoy
I love the "Meet with a Salesman" popups!
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:53 am
by StarbucksMom
This was my favorite part of the site so far.
Each ward is led by a bishop. Because there is no paid local clergy in Eve (not Steve)n The Church of Ziontology, these bishops come from all walks of life.
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:28 pm
by wtfluff
GoodBoy wrote: ↑Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:07 am
I love the "Meet with a Salesman" popups!
They should probably call them Sales-
Children go be more accurate.
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:07 pm
by w2mz
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:47 am
Type in gospelbeleifs.org (misspelled) in your browser and see where it takes you!
LOL! That’s awesome!