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LIVERMORE, CA - The Director of the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory, Dr. Tom Tomorrow, has proposed a new theory of time and Trump.

Dr. Tomorrow proposes that Trump's brain is such a dense vortex of narcissistic self-absorption, that it has literally collapsed on itself - creating a localized black hole in the fabric of our universe. The gravitational forces trying to rip us apart become more severe the closer we get to Donald Trump - which explains the chaos constantly swirling around him in the White House and - time becomes dilated in the event horizon of a black hole.

Until now, no one knew what the experience would be like from the inside, but if Dr. Tomorrow's theory is correct, we are all trapped in the event horizon of the hole in the President's brain - and time no longer has any meaning. That is why such a tremendous number of calamities seem to be happening all at once.

Corsair wrote: ↑Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:14 am I'm a bit cynical about politicians in general.

Corsair wrote: ↑Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:14 am Is there a political candidate in the Democrat party that is not afflicted with a black hole of narcissism that could be an appropriate challenger in 2020? I'm a bit cynical about politicians in general.

mooseman wrote: ↑Thu May 10, 2018 2:29 pm I am reminded of Douglas Adams great advice
"The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”