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Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:23 pm
by 2bizE
I was thinking about this today. Certainly, the Jewish Christ would have been. Was his father, though?
What do you think?
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:47 pm
by LaMachina
*snicker* this title had me doing a spit-take
I vote yes. God the Father, being an exhalted, resurrected man would almost definitely have been circumcised in mortality, right? I assume that on all planets where the true religion was practiced that the one chosen penis look would be enforced?? Considering it's holy origins surely it's how God's weiner looks, right? But it makes me wonder about all sorts of body modifications...
I don't think boob jobs and collagen lip injections will be perserved in exaltation but maybe those body parts will just naturally resurrect at the preferred plumpness and cup size?
Maybe the foreskin is a deformity brought on by the Fall of man?
This has occupied too much of my thoughts already!! Thanks man!
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:03 pm
by Hagoth
I have never thought of it, but I have wondered if He trims His nose hair. When I hear the words "God has a body of flesh and bones" I can't help adding, "and earwax, armpit hair and a scrotum," just to bring the whole concept down to my level.
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:36 pm
by Rob4Hope
But God the Mother(s) only have ONE set of ear piercings.
And since he is exhaulted, he is no TK-Smoothie either.
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:10 pm
by wtfluff
2bizE wrote: ↑Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:23 pm
I was thinking about this today. Certainly, the Jewish Christ would have been. Was his father, though?
What do you think?
I think you should ask him. With a
sincere heart, and
real intent of course.
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:10 am
by w2mz
LaMachina wrote: ↑Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:47 pm
...boob jobs and ... plumpness and cup size.
This has occupied too much of my thoughts already!!
Story of my life.
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:37 am
by Corsair
Hold on. We are told that quite explicitly that Jesus of Nazareth was circumcised in
Luke chapter 2.
But we are also told that
not an hair of your head perish and that
the very hairs of your head are all numbered. This is part of the basis for the restoration of the body at the resurrection.
It makes me wonder,
was Jesus still circumcised after he was resurrected?
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:44 am
by Red Ryder
Yes! Oops, I thought you asked if Luke’s father was circumcised.
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:54 am
by Mad Jax
Ask the brethren if Kellogg's cereal is prescribed in the WoW. It may shed some light on the situation:
http://www.historyofcircumcision.net/in ... 8&Itemid=0
Here's a particularly loving part of the practice:
The operation should be performed without administering an anaesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases.
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:28 pm
by 2bizE
So, Christ is no longer circumcised after he was resurrected. Was god the father ever resurrected?
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:18 pm
by oliblish
Jesus was able to keep his piercings after the resurrection. I suppose he was able to decide for himself whether or not he wanted his foreskin back. I don't remember any scripture where anyone peeked under his robe to check, so I guess we don't know.
Jesus said he never did anything he didn't see if father do, so I would assume the father was circumcised as well. The only question is whether he got it repaired later or not. I guess I have to vote YES.
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:40 pm
by Reuben
"Handle me and see."
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:20 am
by Corsair
Reuben wrote: ↑Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:40 pm
"Handle me and see."
I do not often have visceral reactions to comments, but
yours caught me off guard. I'll be happy to take this one on faith and testimony, not empircal observation.
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:51 am
by deacon blues
This is FUNNY! It reminds me of a story. My Mom told me my 6 year old uncle went in for a tonsillectomy, and they decided to circumcise him at the same time. (This is around 1950) When he came to, he asked my Grandma, "Mommy, if they operated on my throat, how come my weenie hurts?"
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:18 am
by Hagoth
2bizE wrote: ↑Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:28 pmWas god the father ever resurrected?
Yes, as man is, God once was.
I like to imagine that Elohim was once a hygienically and intellectually challenged department store janitor named Delbert, who lived on another planet but eventually became the all-powerful and all-knowing master of the universe because he never drank tea and he always did his home teaching. His fellow department store workers lost their genitals and were damned eternally to a lesser kingdom because they said words worse than "fetch," and they didn't believe that Qubert Z. Dolfinkey was the true prophet of some other god who we don't know anything about. That's Mormonism in a nutshell.
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 6:06 pm
by achilles
Nope. Perfect body. Sorry all y'all butchered dudes...
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:56 pm
by MoPag
2bizE wrote: ↑Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:23 pm
I was thinking about this today. Certainly, the Jewish Christ would have been. Was his father, though?
What do you think?
Somebody pleeeeeaaaase ask this in SS. And then return and report of course.
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:15 pm
by oliblish
Hagoth wrote: ↑Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:18 am
2bizE wrote: ↑Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:28 pmWas god the father ever resurrected?
Yes, as man is, God once was.
Gordon wrote:I don't know that we teach it. I don't know that we emphasize it... I understand the philosophical background behind it, but I don't know a lot about it, and I don't think others know a lot about it.
Re: Is God the father circumcised?
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:13 pm
by Spicy McHaggis
No.
Source: I've seen it with my spiritual eyes. So much godly foreskin.