Missionaries desperately needed

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moksha
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Missionaries desperately needed

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Looks like there is a congregation in the Mormon hinterland that desperately needs some young Utah missionaries to whip them into shape and show them the proper way of doing things.

Why don't you take a look at the pictures yourself and try to spot what the members of this ward are doing wrong?

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Where are the white shirts and ties?

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This is not how we typically tithe in Utah!

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Women wearing pants in Church? Ugh, call the sister missionaries!

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Missionaries would show them how we do things correctly in Zion.
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Re: Missionaries desperately needed

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You might spot some missionaries headed out that way on this flight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotatio ... sMZRl71Zo4
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Ghost wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:53 pm You might spot some missionaries headed out that way on this flight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotatio ... sMZRl71Zo4
Holy Crap! I can't believe somebody actually put a video together like that, 5 hours and 46 minutes! But then, it's even more unbelievable and sad for me to think about the number of hours of my life that were just like that, wasted in LDS meetings for over 40 years!
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Re: Missionaries desperately needed

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RubinHighlander wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:40 pm
Ghost wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:53 pm You might spot some missionaries headed out that way on this flight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotatio ... sMZRl71Zo4
Holy Crap! I can't believe somebody actually put a video together like that, 5 hours and 46 minutes! But then, it's even more unbelievable and sad for me to think about the number of hours of my life that were just like that, wasted in LDS meetings for over 40 years!
That is wild. Go to the 3:40:00 mark. I think the whole thing is subversively an ad for Virgin American airlines.
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shadow wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:17 am That is wild. Go to the 3:40:00 mark. I think the whole thing is subversively an ad for Virgin American airlines.
Wow! That's one hell of an ad! Then right after that, the BBQ ribs scene...brutal!
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