Trump as Grand Nagus of Ferenginar
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:20 pm
Wish some other place could make Trump a more flattering offer such as naming him the Grand Nagus of the Ferengi Home World.
He could make a terse farewell speech and Kremlin could give him a solid gold pair of ear extenders together with some promo materials on Russian petroleum trading. The LDS Church could put together a simple picture book for the departing Trump on how to keep the Ferengi women naked and in the kitchen when they are not stroking their male's earlobes. The Church is counting on Trump's help to aid them in establishing the hoped-for Ferenginar Mission, sending elders with cosmetically enhanced ears in the following years.
That said, I am counting on some of you being both old enough and nerdy enough to have watched the Star Trek Series Deep Space Nine.
He could make a terse farewell speech and Kremlin could give him a solid gold pair of ear extenders together with some promo materials on Russian petroleum trading. The LDS Church could put together a simple picture book for the departing Trump on how to keep the Ferengi women naked and in the kitchen when they are not stroking their male's earlobes. The Church is counting on Trump's help to aid them in establishing the hoped-for Ferenginar Mission, sending elders with cosmetically enhanced ears in the following years.
That said, I am counting on some of you being both old enough and nerdy enough to have watched the Star Trek Series Deep Space Nine.