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Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:09 pm
by moksha
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:42 am
by 2bizE
Nice idea.
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:58 am
by Hagoth
I love it, Moksha.
I think you just helped me figure out what the church is planning for the vast wealth they're accumulating. The Brethren will finally have what they want when the flesh (which is weak) is replaced with steel (which is strong). Imagine conference halls filled with throngs of adoring robots who work for free, never expect anything in return, never doubt or question, believe that the most mundane things their masters do are miracles, and have neither genitals nor desires to drink tea or look at porn. Lubricated with consecrated oil, capable of both generating endless lists of random names of "the dead" and performing ordinances for them at lighting speed, using the basements of the temples to assemble more copies of themselves...
Maybe at some point they'll all assemble themselves into a gigantic Voltron-esque RoboJesus that will lay waste to the cities of the earth, just as his 3rd Nephi prototype did the cities of Ancient America, and usher in a new millennium for their geriatric overlords and their West World child brides.
Totally unrelated question: how does one go about submitting a fan script to the South Park guys?
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:06 am
by slavereeno
This whole thread make me laugh.
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:22 am
by Corsair
Hold on! Why would they add robotic automation to sacrament meeting and to the sacrament? That's (allegedly) the most important and meaningful part of the meeting. Get that robot to clean those filthy restrooms on Saturday morning instead of coercing humans into doing this!
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:31 am
by FiveFingerMnemonic
They don't need robots, it would be such a tremendous waste after they have become so adept at raising children and training new converts to be mobots.
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:10 am
by Red Ryder
FiveFingerMnemonic wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:31 am
They don't need robots, it would be such a tremendous waste after they have become so adept at raising children and training new converts to be mobots.
Mobots! Love it! Perhaps they will adapt to a hybrid version where they'll call them in for worthiness interviews and ask them if they touch their mobits. Regardless of the answer, they'll just pull the source code and data logs to determine if they are telling the truth. Yes = worthy. No = Mobobatur.
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:30 am
by StarbucksMom
Site admin, since it's Christmas time and you're all bored, looking for extra stuff to do......we need a "best of NOM" section on the forum. I have thought this before.
And this post belongs there:
Hagoth wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:58 am
I love it, Moksha.
I think you just helped me figure out what the church is planning for the vast wealth they're accumulating. The Brethren will finally have what they want when the flesh (which is weak) is replaced with steel (which is strong). Imagine conference halls filled with throngs of adoring robots who work for free, never expect anything in return, never doubt or question, believe that the most mundane things their masters do are miracles, and have neither genitals nor desires to drink tea or look at porn. Lubricated with consecrated oil, capable of both generating endless lists of random names of "the dead" and performing ordinances for them at lighting speed, using the basements of the temples to assemble more copies of themselves...
Maybe at some point they'll all assemble themselves into a gigantic Voltron-esque RoboJesus that will lay waste to the cities of the earth, just as his 3rd Nephi prototype did the cities of Ancient America, and usher in a new millennium for their geriatric overlords and their West World child brides.
Totally unrelated question: how does one go about submitting a fan script to the South Park guys?
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:01 pm
by Hagoth
Corsair wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:22 am
Hold on! Why would they add robotic automation to sacrament meeting and to the
sacrament? That's (allegedly) the most important and meaningful part of the meeting. Get that robot to clean those filthy restrooms on Saturday morning instead of coercing humans into doing this!
Ah, but there will always be a few human hangers-on who will be eager to do the most menial tasks for scraps of approval from the fifteen brains-in-jar overlords who wager precious quatloos over their performance. Besides, we don't want the Mobots distracted for one nanosecond from their sleepless nonstop praising the Man.
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:10 am
by RubinHighlander
Great ideas Moksha!
Corsair wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:22 am
Hold on! Why would they add robotic automation to sacrament meeting and to the
sacrament? That's (allegedly) the most important and meaningful part of the meeting. Get that robot to clean those filthy restrooms on Saturday morning instead of coercing humans into doing this!
Here here!
I'm not a Bud Light fan, but I do like their latest commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Cb5Wk2t-8
Dilly dilly! Oh, and a bring back Pay Lay Ale!
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:28 am
by moksha
Rubin, here us a more spiritual video from Budweiser that involves gravitation, electromagnetism, the weak force, the strong force, and the Doctrine of Bruce R. McConkie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYeXldMEpV8
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:27 am
by wtfluff
RubinHighlander wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:10 am
Great ideas Moksha!
Corsair wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:22 am
Hold on! Why would they add robotic automation to sacrament meeting and to the
sacrament? That's (allegedly) the most important and meaningful part of the meeting. Get that robot to clean those filthy restrooms on Saturday morning instead of coercing humans into doing this!
Here here!
I'm not a Bud Light fan, but I do like their latest commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Cb5Wk2t-8
Dilly dilly! Oh, and a bring back Pay Lay Ale!
Well then, you'll like this:
https://www.gomn.com/life/bud-light-sen ... enaissance
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:59 am
by RubinHighlander
moksha wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:28 am
Rubin, here us a more spiritual video from Budweiser that involves gravitation, electromagnetism, the weak force, the strong force, and the Doctrine of Bruce R. McConkie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYeXldMEpV8
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Excellent! Except the only thing we use Budlight for in our house is washing DWs hair, at least it still serves a purpose. But here's to big beer makers with lots of money for good marketing! Dilly dilly!
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:04 am
by RubinHighlander
Yes Fluff! I forgot to mention that recent and most excellent move by Budweiser, very classy!
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:12 pm
by moksha
So Budweiser thinks they can trademark an Old French word that came to English via Anglo-Norman French. Perhaps Budweiser could take that up with the 17th Century folk song Lavender Blue, Dilly Dilly or its usage in the 1948 Disney Classic
Cinderella.
Better for Budweiser to seek a trademark for the Reformed Egyptian word
Adieu, once they can explain its usage by ancient Nephites.
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:19 pm
by wtfluff
RubinHighlander wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:04 am
Yes Fluff! I forgot to mention that recent and most excellent move by Budweiser, very classy!
Dilly Dilly!
Re: Sacrament Meeting of the Future
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:19 pm
by wtfluff
moksha wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:12 pm
So Budweiser thinks they can trademark an Old French word that came to English via Anglo-Norman French. Perhaps Budweiser could take that up with the 17th Century folk song Lavender Blue, Dilly Dilly or its usage in the 1948 Disney Classic
Cinderella.
Better for Budweiser to seek a trademark for the Reformed Egyptian word
Adieu, once they can explain its usage by ancient Nephites.
Dilly
Adieu Dilly!
