Test whether you are a good person or not
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:06 am
Thankfully due to a recent television show we now have an objective test to determine whether someone is a good person:
Did you ever commit a serious crime? such as murder, sexual harassment, arson or otherwise?
Did you ever have a vanity license plate, like Mama's BMW, Lexus for Liz, or Boob Guy?
Did you ever reheat fish in an office microwave?
Have you ever paid money to see the California funk rock band The Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Were you ever a waiter and when seeing a customer who had eaten all his or her food said sarcastically "Guess you hated it?"
Have you ever said "Hubby" or referred to the department store Target as "Tar-jay"?
Did you ever take off your shoes and socks on a commercial airplane?
Did you ever appear on the American television show "The Bachelor" or its companion shows "The Bachelorette", "Bachelor in Paradise" or comment on them in any capacity or post on any social media site that you were "emotionally vested" in any of the relationships that the contestants were pursuing?
The above is courtesy of The Nehor. He is a poster I have long admired on another forum.
http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/697 ... -athiests/
Did you ever commit a serious crime? such as murder, sexual harassment, arson or otherwise?
Did you ever have a vanity license plate, like Mama's BMW, Lexus for Liz, or Boob Guy?
Did you ever reheat fish in an office microwave?
Have you ever paid money to see the California funk rock band The Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Were you ever a waiter and when seeing a customer who had eaten all his or her food said sarcastically "Guess you hated it?"
Have you ever said "Hubby" or referred to the department store Target as "Tar-jay"?
Did you ever take off your shoes and socks on a commercial airplane?
Did you ever appear on the American television show "The Bachelor" or its companion shows "The Bachelorette", "Bachelor in Paradise" or comment on them in any capacity or post on any social media site that you were "emotionally vested" in any of the relationships that the contestants were pursuing?
The above is courtesy of The Nehor. He is a poster I have long admired on another forum.
http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/697 ... -athiests/
....or any other ridiculous, mind-numbing reality shows which kill off dozens of your brain cells for every minute that you watch the Kardashians, Heidi and Spencer, any offshoot of the Duggars and their oh-so-religious-children, etc. etc. etc. 
- Wndr.