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Wife is the girls camp director and this year they are going on a 2 day guided rafting trip in utah. Which i think is really cool for my wife to do that.

Take a guess what you think the camp theme is for this trip? It shouldn't be to difficult

Satan rules the water!

Honoring the Priesthood

Did I win?

Second guess, Staying worthy to marry in the temple.

"Stay in the boat and hold on," - Ballard

1. The joy of motherhood
Or
2. Doubt your doubts before you doubt your faith

"Joseph Smith is a Hero"

Or

"Follow the Prophet"

In no particular order...

• Religious "Freedom" AKA: Reinforce the persecution complex.
• The Proclamation against the family. (No that's not a typo, just the truth.)
• Modesty
• Priesthood
• Sabbath Day Observance

I shall return and edit as I come up with more stupid guesses.

SeeNoEvil wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:38 pm "Stay in the boat and hold on," - Ballard

See no evil for the win!

The boat is the gospel. The scriptures are the life vests and the river guides are the prophets and apostles.

That is how it was portrayed in the info for camp...fun stuff

20/20hind wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:23 pmThe boat is the gospel.

But you're so much safer on the shore.

20/20hind wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:23 pm

SeeNoEvil wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:38 pm "Stay in the boat and hold on," - Ballard

See no evil for the win!

The boat is the gospel. The scriptures are the life vests and the river guides are the prophets and apostles.

That is how it was portrayed in the info for camp...fun stuff

Hot dam*! Doing the happy dance! What do I win? .....

Well i could send you a nice stay in the boat neckalce left over from the trip

Hagoth wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:25 pm

20/20hind wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:23 pmThe boat is the gospel.

But you're so much safer on the shore.

Jesus left a boat once also...

How about "You can't do anything unless priesthood is around."

Corsair wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:45 pm How about "You can't do anything unless priesthood is around."

I tease dw about having relief society sister's go on scout camp outs to make sure the boys are being nurtured enough. Its only fair.

Float your boat before you float your faith.

Hmmmm. Floaters are better than sinkers. Sorry, couldn't help myself . Why can't they just have a rafting trip and do the spiritual stuff back at camp?

I've got that cheesy music from "Morality for Youth" in my head after reading this. Am I the only one?

blazerb wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:01 am I've got that cheesy music from "Morality for Youth" in my head after reading this. Am I the only one?

I think that music was intended as a counter balance against funky 70s porn music.

20/20hind wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:23 pm

SeeNoEvil wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:38 pm "Stay in the boat and hold on," - Ballard

See no evil for the win!

The boat is the gospel. The scriptures are the life vests and the river guides are the prophets and apostles.

That is how it was portrayed in the info for camp...fun stuff

2020, Make sure you print this out for your wife to use as a "visual aid" around the campfire one night:

20/20hind wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:23 pm

SeeNoEvil wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:38 pm "Stay in the boat and hold on," - Ballard

See no evil for the win!

The boat is the gospel. The scriptures are the life vests and the river guides are the prophets and apostles.

That is how it was portrayed in the info for camp...fun stuff

So the boat is an old canoe that could tip over and swamp at any time, the life vest are sun faded, brittle and frequently not properly secured and the river guides are a bunch late tweens that have no idea how the world turns except for that particular river?