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Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:11 am
by MoPag
Wow that's abig thing to say about Rusty.
No one has addressed the gathering of Israel like Nelson?
Time to lie about the numbers...
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:11 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
17 million...snort....how many of them are on the records because you haven't heard from them in 20 years....how many don't consider themselves members?
Rusty, rusty, rusty!
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:12 am
by Conman52
When are we gonna talk about porn causing all our problems ????
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:12 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:11 am
Wow that's abig thing to say about Rusty.
No one has addressed the gathering of Israel like Nelson?
Time to lie about the numbers...
Don't worry WE ARE GROWING!!! Of course your ward might have shrunk by 1/2 since covid, but don't worry we are growing in all those areas you can't see. You know, in they areas we used to say were under the curse of Cain.
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:12 am
by Palerider
Everybody hear that huge sucking sound?
Cook.....the great suck-up to Nelson.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:13 am
by MoPag
Haney
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:14 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Palerider wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:12 am
Everybody hear that huge sucking sound?
Cook.....the great suck-up to Nelson.
Rusty doesn't need a colonoscopy...Quentin just performed a very thorough one for him.
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:14 am
by MoPag
nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:11 am
The boredom dial just got turned up to 11.
Is-rhul, Is-rhul, Is-rhul.
"Is-rhul" is my new favorite!!!
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:16 am
by MoPag
Um no!!! That is bad advice! -50
We don't accept things just because a prophet said it.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:17 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
....and now....for my next trick, I will show that I can be an even bigger suck up than those that went before us.
Sarcasm aside.
Either A) We are hear and are accountable for our own actions. We won't be able to offer the defense that I did what I did because someone else told me to, because we are agents unto ourselves.
OR
B) follow the prophet and then it doesn't matter what happens because you will be ok.
It can't be both!
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:18 am
by MoPag
This guy is really trying for a red velvet seat. Good Lord!!!!
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:19 am
by MoPag
Oh Rusty invited you to sit at the cool kid table?!?!? WOW!
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:20 am
by MoPag
This better make every member of the church an avid recycler!!!!
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:20 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
How many members start flattening their water bottles now.
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:21 am
by nibbler
I wonder how many people in the church who otherwise would not have been racist became racist because of the doctrines of the prophet at the time.
I wonder how many people in church are currently bigots that would not be bigots if not for the doctrines that the current prophet teaches.
-50 for making the prophet the object of worship.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:21 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
I will follow Jesus.
You are free to follow any man you want.
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:23 am
by MoPag
nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:21 am
I wonder how many people in the church who otherwise would not have been racist became racist because of the doctrines of the prophet at the time.
I wonder how many people in church are currently bigots that would not be bigots if not for the doctrines that the current prophet teaches.
-50 for making the prophet the object of worship.
Right?!?!?
This talk is just dangerous -50.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:25 am
by nibbler
In the name of the prophet?
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:26 am
by MoPag
That's weird. Usually, Rusty likes to close out every session.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:29 am
by MoPag
Eyring