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Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:17 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
In Christ? Good.

in the Church of CJColds? Not so much

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:21 am
by MoPag
Is he about to drop some major temple changes?

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:23 am
by AdmiralHoldo
MoPag wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:21 am Is he about to drop some major temple changes?
Like they would talk about that out in the open.

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:24 am
by deacon blues
AdmiralHoldo wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:09 am "We worship God and Jesus, not President Nelson" yeah just keep telling yourself that

What's the over/under on number of temples announced?
Wait, they worship Jesus? Has Bruce R. McConkie been contradicted again?? :shock:

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:24 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
He'll tease it. That way people have to pay tithing and attend their meetings so that they can go to the temple to see what changed. Then they will get there to find out that the changes are some lipstick on a pig.

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:25 am
by blazerb
He'll announce a cruise boat temple.

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:25 am
by MoPag
AdmiralHoldo wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:23 am
MoPag wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:21 am Is he about to drop some major temple changes?
Like they would talk about that out in the open.
He might say some broad stuff, like no more washing and anointings etc.

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:25 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
It's all HIS fault!

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:26 am
by MoPag
blazerb wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:25 am He'll announce a cruise boat temple.
:lol: :lol:

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:28 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
What about those that HAVE found a companion that you won't let be sealed in the temple.....what about husband and husband or wife and wife?

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:28 am
by AdmiralHoldo
He's begging "young people" to get sealed in the temple. I've got bad news for you, Rusty. Some of them are gay.

Minus ten for vaguebooking the temple. We won't learn the mysteries of Godliness. Just some watered down Masonic rituals.

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:29 am
by deacon blues
MoPag wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:26 am
blazerb wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:25 am He'll announce a cruise boat temple.
:lol: :lol:
They did some post manifesto plural marriages on ships didn't they?

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:30 am
by MoPag
deacon blues wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:29 am
MoPag wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:26 am
blazerb wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:25 am He'll announce a cruise boat temple.
:lol: :lol:
They did some post manifesto marriages on ships didn't they.
Gay cruise ship sealings!!!! Let's make it happen!!

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:31 am
by w2mz
Says who Russell? You, that’s who. Who are you to plant more seeds of anger and sadness in the hearts of people like my wife. Instead of open arms, tighten the stance on us vs them. God this sucks.

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:31 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
so that was another nothing burger talk.

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:34 am
by MoPag
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:31 am so that was another nothing burger talk.
complete nothing burger :roll:

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:34 am
by blazerb
deacon blues wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:29 am They did some post manifesto plural marriages on ships didn't they?
I think it is believed that Wilford Woodruff married his last wife on a cruise.

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:38 am
by MoPag
blazerb wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:34 am
deacon blues wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:29 am They did some post manifesto plural marriages on ships didn't they?
I think it is believed that Wilford Woodruff married his last wife on a cruise.
How romantic :lol:

Re: NOMference Sunday Morning Fall 2021

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:43 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
I heard that Brigham Young's 6th wife asked him, "Brigham, what is pedophilia?"
Brigham responded, "Sweetie, that's an awful big word for a 15 year old."