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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:45 pm
by Mormorrisey
It looks like Stephenson is giving Rasband and Anderson a run for their money for the suck up apostle award.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:45 pm
by MoPag
Rusty admitted last time he didn't see Rona coming.
-25 for lying
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:46 pm
by AdmiralHoldo
I would buy that home church was a prophesy on the part of RMN, except for the fact that Nelson himself ADMITTED that he didn't see the Covid coming.
Don't get to have it both ways buddy
eta: Jinx, Mopag
And isn't "being highly favored of the Lord" really a fancy way of saying "God likes us better than you, nyah nyah nyah"? Might wanna climb down from your rameumptom, there, sir
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:46 pm
by blazerb
AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:43 pm
Paul "[taught] of those things that testified of the Lord Jesus Christ."
Such as that women should keep their mouths shut and do what their husbands say.
My mom was as TBM as they come, but when we read the Bible as a family she made sure we knew which parts were not to be taken seriously. I remember a family discussion as we started reading the writings of Paul about these issues.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:47 pm
by DPRoberts
moksha wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:20 pm
He shall sucker his people.
That's the way I heard it
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:49 pm
by AdmiralHoldo
I wonder how many missionaries will get called and then end up never serving, because they discover Reddit or the CES letter while they're waiting to leave. After all, that's the demographic that we are losing in droves.
Aww, poor Joseph. Must have been hard being kept under house arrest, not being able to enjoy the company of his 30-40 wives. Wonder which ones he missed the most?
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:49 pm
by slk
Headed back to church guys...home centered church and ministrying was inspired.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:50 pm
by græy
I'm struggling to pay attention this round. Instead, I've been watching a riveting video on sharpening axes and lawn mower blades. Yes, I'm bored.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:51 pm
by MoPag
Camarango
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:55 pm
by græy
DW is asleep. And yet I'll get crap later on for being distracted on the computer...
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:56 pm
by blazerb
græy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:55 pm
DW is asleep. And yet I'll get crap later on for being distracted on the computer...
It does not take much to be distracted from this.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:56 pm
by slk
I might be more interested if he started speaking in Portuguese.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:57 pm
by MoPag
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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:58 pm
by Newme
Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:35 pm
Thank God people are still giving money to the church. That 100 billion dollar portfolio aint gonna build itself.
Each time these priestcrafters say something like “Make sure you stay on the covenant path and be temple worthy,” it’s essentially saying, “Make sure you blindly give us your money or else you won’t be worthy.”
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:00 pm
by MoPag
How is he still talking?
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:00 pm
by AdmiralHoldo
græy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:50 pm
I'm struggling to pay attention this round. Instead, I've been watching a riveting video on sharpening axes and lawn mower blades. Yes, I'm bored.
I like to watch videos of people trimming cow hooves. Do you know cows sometimes get TEETH stuck in their feet???
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:01 pm
by MoPag
AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:00 pm
græy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:50 pm
I'm struggling to pay attention this round. Instead, I've been watching a riveting video on sharpening axes and lawn mower blades. Yes, I'm bored.
I like to watch videos of people trimming cow hooves. Do you know cows sometimes get TEETH stuck in their feet???
Wow! I had no idea!
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:03 pm
by MoPag
Blashyrkh wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:01 pm
MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:27 pmJaggi
Even my truly dedicated wife noticed that this guy straight up looks like he is trying to convince us to climb aboard his spaceship parked out back, don our nice white Nikes and prepare to meet our Kolobian saviors. Creepy.
Good call!
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:03 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 1:14 pm
Little Hal's conversation with his mom reminds me of a conversation I used to have almost weekly in the pre-Corona days:
Kids: Church is making us miserable!
Me: It's SUPPOSED to make you miserable! That's the point!
Sorry, Hal, people aren't turning away from The Church because Satan (woooo). They're turning away from the church, and organized religion as a whole, because it's making us miserable.
It doesn't matter what the advertising says if the product doesn't work.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:03 pm
by moksha
AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:00 pm
Do you know cows sometimes get TEETH stuck in their feet???
We are so blessed to have waxed and flavored dental floss.