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Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:25 am
by nibbler
The first of what will probably be many Joseph Smith adulation talks.

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:26 am
by AllieOop
MoPag wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:23 am Get your white hankies out! We are doing a hosanna shout after this session.
Seriously????

Weird.... :roll:

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:26 am
by MoPag
Red Ryder wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:24 am
græy wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:10 am What's with the broccoli / cauliflower arrangement behind the podium?
It’s a replica of the sacred grove!
The sacred broccoli grove... That will get you your vitamins

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:27 am
by Corsair
My wife and daughters will be out doing the Hosanna Shout and I expect this will be weird and awkward. And yet, I simply have to see how the go about doing it dressed in pajamas.

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am
by Mormorrisey
I'm giving Ballard a -5 if he only quotes from the one first vision account. Man, there's so many to choose from!

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am
by MoPag
nibbler wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:25 am The first of what will probably be many Joseph Smith adulation talks.
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Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am
by græy
"Let's talk about how the 4 accounts are similar..."

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am
by wtfluff
AllieOop wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:26 am
MoPag wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:23 am Get your white hankies out! We are doing a hosanna shout after this session.
Seriously????

Weird.... :roll:
They're going to use the Hosanna Mumble™ to rebuke the pandemic?

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am
by Red Ryder
Do you need a current temple recommend to do the hanky shout?

Dammit Hank!

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:29 am
by MoPag
Mormorrisey wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am I'm giving Ballard a -5 if he only quotes from the one first vision account. Man, there's so many to choose from!
Seriously... spice it up Ballard!!!

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:30 am
by 2bizE
Ballard forgot to include that they did treasure digging

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:31 am
by MoPag
2bizE wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:30 am Ballard forgot to include that they did treasure digging
Yes! he could have turn this into an Indiana Jones themed talk. Come on Ballard...

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:32 am
by græy
I don't know whether to give extra points for some details from other accounts, or subtract points for only including the useless points from those visions...

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am
by MoPag
græy wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:32 am I don't know whether to give extra points for some details from other accounts, or subtract points for only including the useless points from those visions...
Same... I kind of feel like this talk is going to flat line....

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am
by MoPag
This is like a boring history lecture. :|

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am
by nibbler
What's the Joseph/Jesus count up to now?

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:35 am
by Mormorrisey
græy wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:32 am I don't know whether to give extra points for some details from other accounts, or subtract points for only including the useless points from those visions...
Now I'm conflicted too.

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:35 am
by nibbler
MoPag wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am This is like a boring history lecture. :|
Yeah.

"We've all read Joseph Smith History during Sunday School, every few weeks in fact."

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:36 am
by Hagoth
nibbler wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am What's the Joseph/Jesus count up to now?
How many points do you give a 20-minute nonstop Joseph monologue?

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:36 am
by MoPag
Corsair wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:27 am My wife and daughters will be out doing the Hosanna Shout and I expect this will be weird and awkward. And yet, I simply have to see how the go about doing it dressed in pajamas.
I'm going to use my pagan alter cloth as my hankie.