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Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:04 am
by blazerb
nibbler wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:00 am I guess the talk works for me if it's okay to consider the church to be Hobbiton.
Here I am hanging out in Bree.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:04 am
by nibbler
First they went after cheetahs, now they're on leopards.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:07 am
by Mankhoj
nibbler wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:04 am First they went after cheetahs, now they're on leopards.
Bears, beets, Battlestart Galactica!

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:08 am
by w2mz
This is the boring snooze fest that conference is know for. Yawn. Zzzzzzzzz.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:09 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
I always think these stories would be better if they were about leopards rather than leppers

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:09 am
by græy
w2mz wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:08 am This is the boring snooze fest that conference is know for. Yawn. Zzzzzzzzz.
Yeah, I'm struggling to pay attention here.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:10 am
by Random
græy wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:57 am Uchtdorf

-5 for assuming joining the church strengthens family bonds for everyone. It patently does not.
At times, when I was married the first time, I would wonder why my marriage was total hell when we were both active Mormons and had gotten married in the temple.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:10 am
by græy
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:09 am I always think these stories would be better if they were about leopards rather than leppers
LOL, I'm apparently pretty slow today. I didn't make the leopard connection until I saw your comment.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:11 am
by Red Ryder
The Hobbit and the BoM have one thing in common....

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:12 am
by græy
Gonzalez

+5 for mostly being Christ-centered. Very little church-speak there. At least not that I heard, I didn't listen too closely.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:12 am
by græy
Stevenson

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:12 am
by SincereInquirer
I am late to the party. Fortunately I missed every session yesterday. Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

So far I have -10 to Gong for lots of covenant path references.

I am giving Franco -5 for speaking in Primary voice despite the fact she is not from the USA.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:12 am
by Red Ryder
And sorry if this offends anyone but these threads just aren’t the same without MoPag!

Hope your rotation was better than conference.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:14 am
by Red Ryder
SincereInquirer wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:12 am I am late to the party. Fortunately I missed every session yesterday. Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

So far I have -10 to Gong for lots of covenant path references.

I am giving Franco -5 for speaking in Primary voice despite the fact she is not from the USA.
Franco sounded like a 3 year old giving a primary talk.

Did they wash out Gong’s ethnicity with make up and lighting?

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:14 am
by græy
Stevenson

+5 for painting dogs. That is entertaining.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:16 am
by græy
Stevenson

-5 for pretending he knows about "Truth"

-25 for implying questioning is due to the "great deceiver"

edit: changed -15 to -25 because it makes me angry

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:18 am
by blazerb
Red Ryder wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:12 am And sorry if this offends anyone but these threads just aren’t the same without MoPag!

Hope your rotation was better than conference.
I agree. I still find comfort in getting my irreverent thoughts out.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:18 am
by SincereInquirer
Red Ryder wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:14 am Did they wash out Gong’s ethnicity with make up and lighting?
They tried to prop up the fact that he adds diversity by showing old pictures from his family tree...two white women and his Chinese great grandfather.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:21 am
by Newme
Satan makes disguises good and evil and demands being worshipped... kind of like the lds GAs.

Re: NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:22 am
by w2mz
-100 for JS and prophet worship.