General NOMfrence Sunday morning!!!!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Christopherson...my brother is gay so I can't be a homophobe.

[MoPag]

+5 for quoting a religious leader of another faith

[AdmiralHoldo]

There are 7.5 billion people on the earth. There are 16 million Mormons. God is relying solely on us to get the world ready for Jesus to come again. Sure, Jan.

[w2mz]

So boring and predictable. This is torture.

[jfro18]

There are 7.5 billion people on the earth. There are 16 million Mormons. God is relying solely on us to get the world ready for Jesus to come again. Sure, Jan.

And only about a third are active.

Im one of those 16 million and more interested in seeing that number drop.

[MoPag]

Callister

[The Beast]

So boring and predictable. This is torture.

Bring on the Java!

[The Beast]

Callister

Tad the Turd?

[MoPag]

Callister

Tad the Turd?

Yep!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Is his jaw fused? His lips move, but his jaw doesn't....weird.

[MoPag]

-10 for a stupid story

[The Beast]

Is his jaw fused? His lips move, but his jaw doesn't....weird.

Automatons are funny that way.

[AdmiralHoldo]

Right. It's individuals who place limitations on the Atonement. Not the institutional church as a whole.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Right. It's individuals who place limitations on the Atonement. Not the institutional church as a whole.

Which is why you don't need to your plumber, I mean bishop. It is Christ who forgives.

[alas]

Dude, I got a D+ on thermodynamics in college. Please don't make me relive it.

Brigham Young rewarded the biggest suck-up by giving him a leadership position. Shocking.

I don’t know....the first guy was right, without our modern ability to pipe water in from long distances, Arizona is pretty uninhabitable People died exploring Arizona, so how much of a reward is it to be sent to explore Arizona? “Hey, you have great faith. Go explore hell!” Yeah, that would cure anybody from ever sucking up again.

Sorry, to those of you who live in Arizona, but I lived in Tucson, so yeah without piped in water, it is hell. Even the lizards think it is too damned hot. (Ask me about the lizards who carry a stick in their mouth to stand on because the ground burns their little bitty feet.) Now I live a few miles from the Utah/Arizona border, so I am well acquainted with the “Arizona Strip.” That is the hunk of worthless land north of the Grand Canyon that when Arizona became a state, they tried to get Utah to take it for their hands and Utah didn’t want it either. If you need proof, the heat makes people like Cliven Bundy totally bat-s**t crazy.

[MoPag]

Rusty is up after the song

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[AdmiralHoldo]

Special -10 for militaristic overtones in the rest hymn.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Great heart surgeon,terrible actor.

[AdmiralHoldo]

-50 for equating a woman's worth to her marital status, number of children, and marital status of her children.

I didn't realize that his late daughter Wendy and his wife Wendy are basically the same age. Gross.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

I can have empathy for anyone that loses a child +10