General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!

[MoPag]

Elder Wadell

[MoPag]

Oh no...not a faith to die story

[MoPag]

Oh its a "terminal cancer brought him back to the church so he could have faith to die" story.

[AdmiralHoldo]

Someone alert Radio Free Mormon! Mike was raised from the dead. But only for five hours (because you certainly can't ordain someone to the priesthood posthumously, or anything like that)

-100 for encouragement to contact people who have requested no contact.

[MoPag]

Advising us to ignore the "no contact" label on the no contact list isn't going to win you any friends.

[The Beast]

Wake me up when they make coffee legal. Preferably with a warm (not hot of course) cup.

[MoPag]

Wake me up when they make coffee legal. Preferably with a warm (not hot of course) cup.

Seriously! I'm falling asleep here.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Crying Eyring. Start you stop watches...how long till he chokes up and points at the podium?

[AdmiralHoldo]

Advising us to ignore the "no contact" label on the no contact list isn't going to win you any friends.

Seriously, it's like he didn't even listen to the Silver Fox's talk.

Eyring is up next. Time to find something loud to do to drown out the lip smacking.

Wow, the Artist Formerly Known As The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is sure singing a lot of slow, draggy stuff. It's like they're going out of their way to put us to sleep.

[MoPag]

Eyring

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Advising us to ignore the "no contact" label on the no contact list isn't going to win you any friends.

Seriously, it's like he didn't even listen to the Silver Fox's talk.

Eyring is up next. Time to find something loud to do to drown out the lip smacking.

Wow, the Artist Formerly Known As The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is sure singing a lot of slow, draggy stuff. It's like they're going out of their way to put us to sleep.

Need some Godspell or Jesus Christ Superstar.

[AdmiralHoldo]

Wake me up when they make coffee legal. Preferably with a warm (not hot of course) cup.

This made me think of "Is loving Jesus legal yet?" Where's my Bill Wurtz fans???

[MoPag]

Sounds like he's trying to scare us. I can't believe he hasn't cried yet.

[Newme]

After ponderizing, I believe what Henry said is true, the world is filled with 2 people... “Good morning, brothers and sitters.”

Poor guys - they can NEVER retire! No matter how delusional or tired they become, they must k e e p preaching, counting their loot, and whatever else they do.

[AdmiralHoldo]

Sounds like he's trying to scare us. I can't believe he hasn't cried yet.

It's always nice when The Family(TM) is used as a bludgeon to control people. Just like Jesus wanted!

"Even when family members aren't living in the home." Isn't the place a person lives, by definition, a home? Are they living in a van down by the river?

[MoPag]

"Come Follow Me" will save the day!

[MoPag]

I heard a little tremble in his voice about 9 and half minutes in.

[Geocacher]

Now, I am imagining a passage: > "And it came to pass, that he passed gas."
Been watching it on my TV.

Yep, no one is perfect.

[StarbucksMom]

I don’t know how to scroll back to the beginning for quotes, so what’s a FSOY??? (as scripture now?)

And no coffee yet? This conference is a rip off.

[MoPag]

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I don’t know how to scroll back to the beginning for quotes, so what’s a FSOY??? (as scripture now?)

And no coffee yet? This conference is a rip off.
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For Strength of Youth pamphlet.
Still no coffee.

It is a super blah session