Re: New First Presidency
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:04 pm
I'm glad they have not chosen to humiliate Uchtdorf by making the members choose between Uchtdorf and Barnabas at the April General Conference and then having Uchtdorf carry his cross up City Creek Canyon.oliver_denom wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:45 am I wonder if they're going to make Uchtdorf go on a humility tour where he has to talk about his demotion in every talk.
MormonLeaks has obtained a partial transcript of the last Quorum meeting of the Brethren:
Oaks:
Ah, gentlemen, you know why we are here
We've not much time and quite a problem here
NOM outside:
Hosanna! Uchtdorfstar!
Holland:
Listen to that howling mob of blockheads at that forum!
A trick or two with lepers and the apostates are a roarin'
Quorum:
He is dangerous
Ballard:
Quick, Oaks, go call the Samoan guard
Oaks:
No, wait - we need a more permanent solution to our problem
Holland:
What then to do about Uchtdorf of Lufthansa
Miracle wonderman, the hero of fools?
Ballard:
No riots, no army, no fighting, no slogans
Oaks:
One thing I'll say for him: Uchtdorf is cool
Holland:
We dare not leave him to his own devices
His anti-dodo fans will get out of control
Bednar:
But how can we stop him? His glamour increases
By leaps every minute; he's top of the poll
Oaks:
Fools! You have no perception!
The stakes we are gambling are frighteningly low!
We must crush him completely
So like Hugh B. Brown before him, this Uchtdorf must go
For the sake of the Brethren, this Uchtdorf must go
Hope that helps.