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Palerider wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:03 am Did you all get that?

The 1st Pres. gave us more time with our families. How generous they are....

Yep. And then I'm going to tell you exactly what you should do with that time that we've so generously given back to you.

-lost

Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:05 am This talk sponsored by Hallmark

And the Easter aisle at Deseret book...

Their Aunt was "now happy" because she was dead? Wow. just wow.

In all of his "you aren't celebrating Easter correctly" shaming I hope he remembers that half the time Mormons burn the ENTIRE Easter weekend watching general conference.

Also, I wonder what the Nephites thought about feeling the nail prints in Jesus' hands. Were they all like, "Ok. That makes you God... I guess. I don't get it."

Honest question? Do you think there is a new requirement that every single speaker must mention Russell M. Nelson in their talk?


-lost


Oh, oh...the original edition, that has so many changes to the current version?

That original Book of Mormon has been edited a ton!

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:11 am Honest question? Do you think there is a new requirement that every single speaker must mention Russell M. Nelson in their talk?


-lost


Oh, oh...the original edition, that has so many changes to the current version?

Same requirement new day.

I mean... he's given worse talks..?...?

Corden

Good Lord I can't believe they are letting her talk.

Nelson call out in first 10 seconds of talk!
-10

ALS sucks.....

So...mention Rusty...then humble brag about being a mission president's wife.

-lost

Do those covenants include telling the truth? You seem to struggle with that one Bonnie.

-lost

Never give up an opportunity…

So many jokes could start with that one for her…

If she mentions Derek, I'm going to lose it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAWlqV0nNwA&t=5s

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:16 am If she mentions Derek, I'm going to lose it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAWlqV0nNwA&t=5s

Syster Ryder listened to that one a few weeks ago.

She’s cringing right now.

Livey had unintentional naps....well no kidding...this is a snore fest!

-lost

Again, I don't get it. Nephites feeling the wounds on Jesus? They'd have absolutely no context for the wounds. It wouldn't prove it was the same guy that got crucified because they didn't witness the crucifixion. Shrugs.

She's going after the kids of people who leave.

nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:19 am Again, I don't get it. Nephites feeling the wounds on Jesus? They'd have absolutely no context for the wounds. It wouldn't prove it was the same guy that got crucified because they didn't witness the crucifixion. Shrugs.

Wow, your right! I didn’t make that connection.
Seems that would elude to the story written after the fact.