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Re: More Conference Sessions added
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 10:08 am
by wtfluff
nibbler wrote: ↑Fri Jul 30, 2021 6:00 amLooking forward t o the word Mormon being a
defeat for Satan in coming years.
Mackman wrote: ↑Fri Jul 30, 2021 9:24 am
Speaking about the use of Mormon I think that term will be in full use right after Rusty goes to the C.K. I dont think it will ever go away as it is ingrained into the tscc.
We should start placing our bets now as to how long it takes the new CEO of LD$-Inc. to walk back Rusty's Rebrand Revelation™ after Rusty leaves the CEO position.
Hopefully Dallin focuses on something stupid like that instead of the more harmful stuff he's "famous" for now...
Re: More Conference Sessions added
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 8:05 am
by Hagoth
When I search for anything with "Mormon" in it I still get official church ads. When I type LDS.com in the URL field it still goes to the official website. They haven't abandoned the word, they've just pushed it out of plain sight, slightly below the surface, like every other aspect of the religion.
Re: More Conference Sessions added
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 2:33 pm
by moksha
Those in charge have been monitoring your wishes and are pleased to announce the following:
PROVO - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is pleased to announce to the NOM board the following speakers for the Saturday Conference. Following a prayer and a selection by the BYU Glee Club, Sister Helena Handbasket will speak on Honoring the Priesthood through Cooking and Cleaning. This will be followed by Elder A. Lohda Crapp discussing how LDS message boards can help edify the Church.
Re: More Conference Sessions added
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:36 pm
by wtfluff
Hagoth wrote: ↑Sun Aug 01, 2021 8:05 am
When I search for anything with "Mormon" in it I still get official church ads. When I type LDS.com in the URL field it still goes to the official website. They haven't abandoned the word, they've just pushed it out of plain sight, slightly below the surface, like every other aspect of the religion.
Oh, they'll
never stop forwarding all the MORmON.org, or VictoryForSatatan.com, (or whatever.whatever rebrand) URL's.
I wonder if Elder Lucifer F. Satan is keeping track of how many hits he forwards to LD$-Inc.? Does LD$-Inc. have to pay Brother Satan some sort of "affiliate" fee based on the number of hits he forwards?
Re: More Conference Sessions added
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:58 pm
by Hagoth
A victory for Satan is a victory for the whole team.
Re: More Conference Sessions added
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:21 am
by Red Ryder
wtfluff wrote: ↑Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:36 pmI wonder if Elder Lucifer F. Satan is keeping track of how many hits he forwards to LD$-Inc.?
You mean Elder F. Lucifer Satan?
Re: More Conference Sessions added
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:29 pm
by wtfluff
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:21 am
wtfluff wrote: ↑Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:36 pmI wonder if Elder Lucifer F. Satan is keeping track of how many hits he forwards to LD$-Inc.?
You mean Elder F. Lucifer Satan?
My bad...
Re: More Conference Sessions added
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:19 am
by græy
moksha wrote: ↑Sun Aug 01, 2021 2:33 pm
Those in charge have been monitoring your wishes and are pleased to announce the following:
PROVO - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is pleased to announce to the NOM board the following speakers for the Saturday Conference. Following a prayer and a selection by the BYU Glee Club, Sister Helena Handbasket will speak on Honoring the Priesthood through Cooking and Cleaning. This will be followed by Elder A. Lohda Crapp discussing how LDS message boards can help edify the Church.
Re: More Conference Sessions added
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 2:37 pm
by Reuben
græy wrote: ↑Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:19 am
moksha wrote: ↑Sun Aug 01, 2021 2:33 pm
Those in charge have been monitoring your wishes and are pleased to announce the following:
PROVO - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is pleased to announce to the NOM board the following speakers for the Saturday Conference. Following a prayer and a selection by the BYU Glee Club, Sister Helena Handbasket will speak on Honoring the Priesthood through Cooking and Cleaning. This will be followed by Elder A. Lohda Crapp discussing how LDS message boards can help edify the Church.
Sister Helena Handbasket...
Oh how I love you, dear penguin.