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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:33 pm
by Culper Jr.
-10 the new youth program is a dumpster fire.

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:34 pm
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Is that the piss program?

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:35 pm
by blazerb
God blesses NFL quarterbacks as they work on Sunday!

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:36 pm
by nibbler
Dude has a real text-to-speech cadence.

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:39 pm
by MoPag
Dude... this guy...

aN ErraNd For tHe proPHet? Me??

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:40 pm
by Culper Jr.
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:34 pm Is that the piss program?
Yup. Just a bunch of nothing. It just irritates me when these guys sycophantically reference it like it's the greatest most inspired thing.

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:40 pm
by blazerb
-10 for showing a clip of that very poorly done church movie.

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:42 pm
by Culper Jr.
-20. I get a headache when I roll my eyes too much.

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:42 pm
by Mormorrisey
I'm not a huge football guy, was he a good quarterback?

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:43 pm
by blazerb
Ok, I've never been a bishop, but if a youth volunteered that they are making good choices, I would probably be immediately concerned about what they are hiding.

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:46 pm
by nibbler
Mormorrisey wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:42 pm I'm not a huge football guy, was he a good quarterback?
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Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:47 pm
by Mormorrisey
nibbler wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:46 pm
Mormorrisey wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:42 pm I'm not a huge football guy, was he a good quarterback?
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That long ago, huh?

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:51 pm
by Culper Jr.
-20 God, I've heard this "Only Deacon" in a small branch stuff SOOOO many times.

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:52 pm
by Mormorrisey
Ewww buddy. Please get your handkerchief. I normally don't complain about looks, but it's kinda gross.

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:57 pm
by blazerb
Somebody survived a priesthood blessing!

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:57 pm
by Culper Jr.
OMG!!! He blessed someone and they lived!!!

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:00 pm
by Mormorrisey
I'm listening to all these references to bishops, and all I can think is, "Jeez, poor graey." I hope he's doing good.

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:05 pm
by MoPag
Hugs Gray!!!!

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:10 pm
by Mormorrisey
I'm shocked that I've found relatively little to complain about an Oaks talk. I don't know which one of us is mellowing out. Surely can't be me.

Re: Priesthood NOMference!!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:16 pm
by MoPag
Mormorrisey wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:10 pm I'm shocked that I've found relatively little to complain about an Oaks talk. I don't know which one of us is mellowing out. Surely can't be me.
I know right?