Priesthood NOMference!!

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Culper Jr.
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-10 the new youth program is a dumpster fire.
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Is that the piss program?
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God blesses NFL quarterbacks as they work on Sunday!
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Dude has a real text-to-speech cadence.
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Dude... this guy...

aN ErraNd For tHe proPHet? Me??
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lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:34 pm Is that the piss program?
Yup. Just a bunch of nothing. It just irritates me when these guys sycophantically reference it like it's the greatest most inspired thing.
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-10 for showing a clip of that very poorly done church movie.
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-20. I get a headache when I roll my eyes too much.
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I'm not a huge football guy, was he a good quarterback?
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
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Ok, I've never been a bishop, but if a youth volunteered that they are making good choices, I would probably be immediately concerned about what they are hiding.
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Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:42 pm I'm not a huge football guy, was he a good quarterback?
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nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:46 pm
Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:42 pm I'm not a huge football guy, was he a good quarterback?
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That long ago, huh?
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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-20 God, I've heard this "Only Deacon" in a small branch stuff SOOOO many times.
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Ewww buddy. Please get your handkerchief. I normally don't complain about looks, but it's kinda gross.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Somebody survived a priesthood blessing!
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OMG!!! He blessed someone and they lived!!!
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I'm listening to all these references to bishops, and all I can think is, "Jeez, poor graey." I hope he's doing good.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Hugs Gray!!!!
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I'm shocked that I've found relatively little to complain about an Oaks talk. I don't know which one of us is mellowing out. Surely can't be me.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:10 pm I'm shocked that I've found relatively little to complain about an Oaks talk. I don't know which one of us is mellowing out. Surely can't be me.
I know right?
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