NOM

My husband just turned it on and literally the first words I heard are "the covenant path."

Stop trying to make fetch happen, Rusty.

Nelson: -5 for covenant path

its a pet peeve

Ugh Bednar....

He is shinny today

creating, administering and grading tests...

That's where he learned to be so judgy!

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:17 am He is shinny today

Thank you for this. I knew something looked odd.

blazerb wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:18 am

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:17 am He is shinny today

Thank you for this. I knew something looked odd.

A cyborg? I knew it!

Lay off the Lemon Pledge there buddy

"If you are prepared, you shall not fear." I guess that's why our 15 prophets, seers, and revelators prophesied the Corona virus before it even started. I know I felt so much better knowing about it in advance.

Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:19 am

blazerb wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:18 am

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:17 am He is shinny today

Thank you for this. I knew something looked odd.

A cyborg? I knew it!

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:02 am Oh they are all wearing masks!!!

All the TBM anti maskers are having a melt down right now.

I had to go witness the mask wearing for myself. They definitely stepped up the decorations for PandemiConference #2.

OK, that's enough "conference" for me. I know where there is a lawn that needs to be mowed.

I'm a teacher, and I never ever ever give pop quizzes. I always allow students to use their notes. I even let them correct their wrong answers for partial credit.

Why? Because the idea of one big test that determines everything about your whole entire life (or, you know, your afterlife) is TOTALLY UNREALISTIC.

Remind me, which are the MLMs that sell "preparedness" items to gullible Mormons?

Also could Ol' Shiny possibly swallow his spit a LITTLE louder?

Wow a plug for food storage. Haven't heard one of those in a while.

"Properly disposed of the hazardous waste." i.e. - "We dropped it off at the DI"

And the alliteration with the p's happens.

-10 for Bednar shaming members for being unprepared for the Rona.

IF ONLY WE HAD PROPHETS SEERS AND REVELATORS WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT WAS COMING

(Don't worry, any criticism is going to slide right off him)

Appealing to his prepper base? If so, -10.

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:24 am -10 for Bednar shaming members for being unprepared for the Rona.

IF ONLY WE HAD PROPHETS SEERS AND REVELATORS WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT WAS COMING

(Don't worry, any criticism is going to slide right off him)

Beat me to it!

I think he misinterpreted the scriptures about "waxing strong"

ETA: or maybe it's essential oils he and Susan found in the Closet of Mysteries

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:26 am I think he misinterpreted the scriptures about "waxing strong"

LOL, keep them coming!

-150 for false grief narrative

A grieving family's testimony should not be your focus when they loose a child.