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Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:21 pm
by AdmiralHoldo
It's always fun to count how many male names have to be read before they can name even ONE female.
Sorry, instead of "fun" I should have said "depressing."
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:21 pm
by Mormorrisey
MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:20 pm
nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:18 pm
We don't have time to read the membership statistics, it would detract from the flow of the conference.
Now, allow me to read a selection from the SLC phone book.
And God forbid we don't say that our internal audit picked up nothing. Gimme a break.
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:21 pm
by MoPag
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Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:22 pm
by MoPag
They have some BALLS reading the audit report after the Ensign Peak scandal!!!
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:22 pm
by Unendowed
Church passes its own audit...shocker!
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:23 pm
by nibbler
Noice apologetic worked into the tithing audit. Saving for a time of need.
To reiterate...
There is no time to read off three numbers for membership but they just took 15 minutes to do sustainings.
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:23 pm
by Corsair
Since the choir numbers are just rebroadcast from previous years, they could have also rebroadcast the auditing report from any of the last ten conferences. It would have been equally useful.
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:23 pm
by MoPag
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Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:23 pm
by Hagoth
That was a lot of middle initials!
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:25 pm
by MoPag
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Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:28 pm
by MoPag
I guess this session's theme is going to be BOM?
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:29 pm
by græy
Soares: -10 for black & white literal BoM talk.
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:32 pm
by Mormorrisey
Well, Emma was a big help until Fanny came along. And Helen, and the Partridge sisters...etc....etc...
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:32 pm
by MoPag
I will give him +5 for talking about Emma.
And I like how he says Moroni: Mor-O-neye
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:33 pm
by Mormorrisey
And goodbye literal translation....Bill Reel was right!
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:36 pm
by Hagoth
The "historical accounts" of persecution were all from Joseph himself.
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:36 pm
by græy
Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:33 pm
And goodbye literal translation....Bill Reel was right!
Did I miss it? What did he say that left room for non-literal translation?
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:36 pm
by MoPag
Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:33 pm
And goodbye literal translation....Bill Reel was right!
Bill Reel is our new prophet!!
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:37 pm
by græy
DAh... my hands a shaking. I'm really hating this talk.
-1000
Re: Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:39 pm
by MoPag
Little did Martin Harris know that one day his sacrifice would lead to a Tony award-winning Broadway musical!!