NOM

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:34 pm**

Two missionary cheetas sneaking up on a herd of prospect toufees. The sneaking is relentless. Nature has shaped them into predatory converters.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:37 pm**

moksha wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:34 pm Two missionary cheetas sneaking up on a herd of prospect toufees. The sneaking is relentless. Nature has shaped them into predatory converters.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:37 pm**

Allaiud

+5 for accent

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:38 pm**

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:34 pm Uh-oh

This is taking an uneasy turn.

-5 for veiled homophobia

"Veiled" is right. He never quite says the headline-grabbing statement. He just lets everyone come to the conclusion naturally drawn if you are indoctrinated.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:38 pm**

Bednar

-5 for "covenant path"
-10 for homophobia

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:39 pm**

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:37 pm Allaiud

+5 for accent

+10 for the shaving cream allergy.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:40 pm**

græy wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:38 pm Bednar

-5 for "covenant path"
-10 for homophobia

+5 for the perfect hair. I’ll bet he woke up exactly like that this morning. Perfect hair, slept in his suit, straightened his tie and walked over to the conf center.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:42 pm**

Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:39 pm
MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:37 pm Allaiud

+5 for accent
+10 for the shaving cream allergy.

Yes^

This is a body positive moment for kids with birthmarks.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:43 pm**

Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:40 pm
græy wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:38 pm Bednar

-5 for "covenant path"
-10 for homophobia
+5 for the perfect hair. I’ll bet he woke up exactly like that this morning. Perfect hair, slept in his suit, straightened his tie and walked over to the conf center.

Oh that hair!!!

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:43 pm**

Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:39 pm
MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:37 pm Allaiud

+5 for accent
+10 for the shaving cream allergy.

Seconded!

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:44 pm**

The cheetah analogy can be used to explain the shifting church history.

Cheetah with this head up: first vision

Sneaky cheetah: placing a rock near a hat.

Cheetah with his head up: see, the seer stone has always been there. So has the hat!

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:45 pm**

Well, that’s it for me. Back to the yard I go!

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:46 pm**

Whatcha got up your sleeve Rusty?

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:47 pm**

Alliaud

-2 for Book of Mormon idealization

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:48 pm**

Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:44 pm The cheetah analogy can be used to explain the shifting church history.

Cheetah with this head up: first vision

Sneaky cheetah: placing a rock near a hat.

Cheetah with his head up: see, the seer stone has always been there. So has the hat!

haha, I like this observation.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:49 pm**

Nelson

-10 for "Youth Battalion" So culty...

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:50 pm**

Is Cook like the official explainer guy?

How nice of them to make the girls wait until tonight

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:50 pm**

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:51 pm**

I hate it when people tell me what I do.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:51 pm**

Nelson

+5 cause it was short and he really said nothing
-5 for splitting announcements for YM and YW

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