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It makes sense that the Capybaras would lead the way, followed by the crazed Apologists, with the Tapirs right behind to handle the weightier and more intellectual issues. This is the same pecking order the Nephites used to pull their steel chariots.

moksha wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 7:10 pm
It makes sense that the Capybaras would lead the way, followed by the crazed Apologists, with the Tapirs right behind to handle the weightier and more intellectual issues. This is the same pecking order the Nephites used to pull their steel chariots.

If only the horse in that depiction was depicted as a true "Nephite Stallion" (tapir.)

The proposed Spire for the McKinney Temple in Fairview, Texas

The old children's TV series VeggieTales was surprised when the Mormon TV channel KBYU complained vigorously about the miscegenation between Bob the Tomato and Madame Blueberry, arguing that one of their past prophets had decreed that the mixing of seeds between a tomato and a blueberry should result in immediate death.

Their shock was put into perspective when one of the TV Network executives asked if it was from that religious cult out in Utah.

As part of apologetic thinking to prove the truth of Joseph Smith's translating Seer Stone, the discovery of deep-sea polymetallic nodules that have geo-battery potential and can produce oxygen out of sea water, has entered the Mormon Zeitgeist as making the concept of Joseph's stone more than just folk magic.

Preliminary speculation imagines that one of these polymetallic nodules was thrust upward during the creation of the Pangaea supercontinent and later came to rest at the bottom of Willard Chase's well, where it was later "borrowed" by future Prophet Joseph Smith. The rest, as they say, is LDS History.